By buggermonster - 16/06/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML
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blader0314 3

YDI. How would you feel if someone put their booger on your furniture?

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planetclaire 0

that's disgusting man. you should work on that, mining for nose gold at the wrong time can turn ugly

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blinkingstarlet 15

that's absolutely disgusting. YDI all the way!

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

163- So why don't you put a picture of yourself up? :) Quit being an asshole.

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wbrycem 0

I'm gonna be the booger monster for halloween

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MD1464 0

OMG me too!!!!!!! For Halloween lmfao

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sillypuppy 0

Next time do your business in bathroom, dude. YDI! O_o

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planetclaire 0

that's disgusting man. you should work on that, mining for nose gold at the wrong time can turn ugly

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yourstruly21 0

should've excused yourself to the bathroom

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blader0314 3

YDI. How would you feel if someone put their booger on your furniture?

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MD1464 0

Dude I would NEVER want to go to your house, and if I was your mama I would swear they swapped babies at the hospital. YDI

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SarcasmInAChasm 0

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laurenarnold 6

learn to speak English if you are going to post on the English version of FML

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KyraJFoxx 14

I was seriously just thinking that #1. Sorry OP but you totally deserved that.

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LittleBastard 20

I'm pretty sure #141 was being sarcastic.

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dabears1011234 27

No he didn't find the booger, he saw op pick his nose.

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dabears1011234 27

If I found a booger on my furniture, someone would be about to get knocked out.

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Tahinabro 0

hahahaha i keep thinking it means why do it

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SoccerGal17_fml 0

i always thought that it meant your da idiot hahah.... it makes sense.

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chlorinegreen 27

haha I thought it meant You dumb Idiot!

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mandiiandjessii 0

you deserved it. ahaha(: i jjust figured tht outttt.

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iluvmemicookies 0

I know what OP means...but what does the acronym stand for the only think that I can come up with is our publisher but it doesn't make any sense please tell me and you dumb idiot is pretty the same thing so yeah

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ohjessica 11

162- Original poster.

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bobhope125 0

omfg you deserve that. Nasty son of a bitch. Go hang yourself!

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ILIEKGIRLS 5

yeah, everyone that picks their nose should be hung. /sarcasm

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cals 0

it has nothing to do with picking noses. it's more like, he's picking his nose and wiping it on other people's furniture. THAT'S disgusting.

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