By buggermonster - 16/06/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 160
You deserved it 590

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YDI. How would you feel if someone put their booger on your furniture?

that's disgusting man. you should work on that, mining for nose gold at the wrong time can turn ugly

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that's absolutely disgusting. YDI all the way!

your face is absolutely disgusting.

163- So why don't you put a picture of yourself up? :) Quit being an asshole.

I'm gonna be the booger monster for halloween

OMG me too!!!!!!! For Halloween lmfao

Next time do your business in bathroom, dude. YDI! O_o

that's disgusting man. you should work on that, mining for nose gold at the wrong time can turn ugly

should've excused yourself to the bathroom

YDI. How would you feel if someone put their booger on your furniture?

Dude I would NEVER want to go to your house, and if I was your mama I would swear they swapped babies at the hospital. YDI

Fucking Gross Cunt.

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haha great comment

learn to speak English if you are going to post on the English version of FML

I was seriously just thinking that #1. Sorry OP but you totally deserved that.

I'm pretty sure #141 was being sarcastic.

No he didn't find the booger, he saw op pick his nose.

If I found a booger on my furniture, someone would be about to get knocked out.

what is YDI I forget

hahahaha i keep thinking it means why do it

i always thought that it meant your da idiot hahah.... it makes sense.

'why do it' would be WDI not YDI. haha

haha I thought it meant You dumb Idiot!

that's tautology.

you deserved it. ahaha(: i jjust figured tht outttt.

lol thats what i thought

I know what OP means...but what does the acronym stand for the only think that I can come up with is our publisher but it doesn't make any sense please tell me and you dumb idiot is pretty the same thing so yeah

162- Original poster.

omfg you deserve that. Nasty son of a bitch. Go hang yourself!

very good point. that's disgusting.

yeah, everyone that picks their nose should be hung. /sarcasm

it has nothing to do with picking noses. it's more like, he's picking his nose and wiping it on other people's furniture. THAT'S disgusting.