Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've pointed it out, but each time it's like he needs a compass and a map or something. FML
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Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. When I didn't get off right away, he asked what he was doing wrong. I told him he was doing fine, but instead of focusing only on my vagina, he might want to pay attention to my clitoris as well. His response? "What's a clitoris?" FML
Today, I had to play the hot and cold game with my boyfriend until he found my clitoris. FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and rub my boyfriend's un-aroused package while we were watching a movie. I couldn't find it. FML
Today, my boyfriend was about to go down on me as foreplay before losing his virginity and he actually poked my clitoris and said, "What’s this thing?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML
Today, my boyfriend is still determined to find my kink. I keep telling him I don’t have one. Literally, I don’t. He isn’t forcing me to do anything physically but he won’t drop the subject. He keeps making all these different suggestions and expecting me to have some magical discovery or something. FML
Today, I walked out halfway through a much anticipated dick appointment because it became apparent that he thought my clit was located somewhere on my upper thigh. He kept rubbing it and moaning, "Oooooh, I bet you like that, baby." No, sir, I certainly did not. FML
Today, frustrated that my boyfriend never gives me any orgasms when we make love, I tried politely hinting that he needs to improve. To start with, I said maybe he should be more spontaneous in bed. He replied, "What, like putting it in your ass? Gotcha." Great. FML
Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
steve247 2
Try circling it with a sharpie?
orgasm_blush 4
Hmmm. How old are you guys I feel like that might play a big part in this.
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Comments (362)
jsturaveragegirl 5
Wow it sounds like a 12 year old wrote this. Worst-written fml ever
Corry_fml 1
How much do you weigh..??? Is that why he can't find it... Just a possibility ...
SwtCherryPie 26
why would people be down voting this one... its is a totally viable explanation as to why he could have a hard time finding it... if he's gotta move rolls and excess skin outta the way it could be hard to find
GatorPiss 2
I don't think he wants to go down on you.
TheXirah 0
The same thing happened to me except he asked where it was.
TheXirah 0
The same thing happened to me except he asked where it was.
trskln 1
Perhaps he simply likes to watch YOU touch it when you are "showing" him where it it !!!
Anti09 1
Why is everyone ragging on the OP? If it were her bf who posted this, saying "today, I still couldn't find my gf's clit, fml" everybody would be making fun of him for being clueless and (apparently) blind. The clit is not that hard to find, anybody who can't find it is either too young to be having sex or so innocent that they've apparently never seen ****.
SwtCherryPie 26
he doesnt have to be necessarily young or 'too innocent to have seen ****'... its very possible she's the first girl/woman he has ever been with and regardless of whether your are 15 or 45 if you are still a virgin its going to be a learning process... and the **** thing doesnt make sense... since when is it a requirement to watch **** to be considered an adult
JayBay97 0
Omg same with mine -.-
thatmirandachick 7
You seem kind of like a bitch.
metalcoremaster 4
Sorry meant to give u a thumb up
TheyCallmeStacey 9
Gawd that sux.