Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've pointed it out, but each time it's like he needs a compass and a map or something. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. When I didn't get off right away, he asked what he was doing wrong. I told him he was doing fine, but instead of focusing only on my vagina, he might want to pay attention to my clitoris as well. His response? "What's a clitoris?" FML
Today, I had to play the hot and cold game with my boyfriend until he found my clitoris. FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and rub my boyfriend's un-aroused package while we were watching a movie. I couldn't find it. FML
Today, my boyfriend was about to go down on me as foreplay before losing his virginity and he actually poked my clitoris and said, "What’s this thing?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML
Today, my boyfriend is still determined to find my kink. I keep telling him I don’t have one. Literally, I don’t. He isn’t forcing me to do anything physically but he won’t drop the subject. He keeps making all these different suggestions and expecting me to have some magical discovery or something. FML
Today, I walked out halfway through a much anticipated dick appointment because it became apparent that he thought my clit was located somewhere on my upper thigh. He kept rubbing it and moaning, "Oooooh, I bet you like that, baby." No, sir, I certainly did not. FML
Today, frustrated that my boyfriend never gives me any orgasms when we make love, I tried politely hinting that he needs to improve. To start with, I said maybe he should be more spontaneous in bed. He replied, "What, like putting it in your ass? Gotcha." Great. FML
Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML
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steve247 2
Try circling it with a sharpie?
orgasm_blush 4
Hmmm. How old are you guys I feel like that might play a big part in this.
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Comments (362)
SwtCherryPie 26
Dont just point it out to him, show him how you like to be touched and where to touch you. If he's having a hard time finding it, try pulling your lips apart on either side of your clit. It works kinda weird but it makes the clit and hood stick out a little bit farther than it normally does. Even if he knows where it is that makes it nice because it exposes more of the clit and allows for more surface area on the clit to be stimulated. Theres also the option for searching online for tips and tricks for manual stimulation or finding magazines or books that offer advice. Also, if you are hairy down there it could cause some issues for him. If you just HAVE to keep the hair try trimming it up a bit at least.
Krulin 8
Well it's a good thing you're talking about your problems with him, instead of just projecting your relationship problems online for the whole world to see and just hoping things will get better you braindead ****.
corleon198425 22
Come to me baby
itsaseceret 5
171 Winnnnnnn.:D
fmluserjessica 0
Come on now That is just sad and really gross Who Posts stuff like this what has our world been reduced to this is the kind of stuff that old people are ashamed of come on be clean!:(
Mourningstar 4
Oh get over yourself, if you dont think its worth at least a giggle then dont look. its no one elses fault you're a stick in the mud
Snowbat4u 10
I think he needs a GPS too
isis_morrigan 18
maybe ur gonna have to give him a demonstration of what he should do?
ChangMu 8
To be fair, it is pretty arbitrary.
Buggsii7 4
Haha, ive had it where guy think there rubbing it, but are just off to the side, lmao
K0k04 1
Objectively, I have to say; Some of them are rather tiny until they get aroused, and it takes some people a while to realize there's stuff going-on under the hood, too, if you dig me.