Dick appointment

By Anonymous - 20/10/2020 21:01 - Canada - Spruce Grove

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Today, I walked out halfway through a much anticipated dick appointment because it became apparent that he thought my clit was located somewhere on my upper thigh. He kept rubbing it and moaning, "Oooooh, I bet you like that, baby." No, sir, I certainly did not. FML
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bobsanction 18

And.... you didn't try correcting him? No wonder your sex sucks, you're awful at communicating.

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RichardPencil 30
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Dick appointment? I'm making a note of that phraseology. "Date" is starting to sound, well, dated.

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RichardPencil 30
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Dick appointment? I'm making a note of that phraseology. "Date" is starting to sound, well, dated.

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bobsanction 18

And.... you didn't try correcting him? No wonder your sex sucks, you're awful at communicating.

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Cocoapelli 23

There’s only so much you can communicate in an evening... op was right to cut her losses.

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Cocoapelli 23

There’s only so much you can communicate in an evening... op was right to cut her losses.

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malicemassacre 18

Communication is key for a healthy and amazingly amazing sex life

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core01 30
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Now we have to give anatomy lessons to men??

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bobsanction 18

Takes literally two seconds. If you aint got two seconds to communicate you deserve bad sex.

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Shzusuziq 16
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You could have grabbed his hand and moved it where you wanted it!

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xxlk4xx 6

was it dark in the room? I know sometimes my hubby will rub the wrong area thinking that's where he is supposed to be lol, I just relocate him to the correct area🤣 if it was light and he could see what he was doing then I still probably would have been like "sir, you need to be over here" also the term "dick appointment" made me laugh haha

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icalledhisname 11

So many men do this. It’s crazy. Basic anatomy, explaining to him where it is is like explaining where an ear is. I get it that we should educate our partners, but teaching things like that shouldn’t be necessary. All he had to do was take a look...

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BurnInDemonFire 32
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The ignorance is on him, the lack of correcting his mistake, and subsequent lack of sex, is on you.

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tounces7 27

Maybe just tell him next time?

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