Dick appointment

By Anonymous - 20/10/2020 21:01 - Canada - Spruce Grove

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Today, I walked out halfway through a much anticipated dick appointment because it became apparent that he thought my clit was located somewhere on my upper thigh. He kept rubbing it and moaning, "Oooooh, I bet you like that, baby." No, sir, I certainly did not. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 469
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bobsanction 18

And.... you didn't try correcting him? No wonder your sex sucks, you're awful at communicating.

Dick appointment? I'm making a note of that phraseology. "Date" is starting to sound, well, dated.

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Dick appointment? I'm making a note of that phraseology. "Date" is starting to sound, well, dated.

bobsanction 18

And.... you didn't try correcting him? No wonder your sex sucks, you're awful at communicating.

Cocoapelli 23

There’s only so much you can communicate in an evening... op was right to cut her losses.

Cocoapelli 23

There’s only so much you can communicate in an evening... op was right to cut her losses.

malicemassacre 18

Communication is key for a healthy and amazingly amazing sex life

Now we have to give anatomy lessons to men??

bobsanction 18

Takes literally two seconds. If you aint got two seconds to communicate you deserve bad sex.

You could have grabbed his hand and moved it where you wanted it!

xxlk4xx 6

was it dark in the room? I know sometimes my hubby will rub the wrong area thinking that's where he is supposed to be lol, I just relocate him to the correct area🤣 if it was light and he could see what he was doing then I still probably would have been like "sir, you need to be over here" also the term "dick appointment" made me laugh haha

icalledhisname 11

So many men do this. It’s crazy. Basic anatomy, explaining to him where it is is like explaining where an ear is. I get it that we should educate our partners, but teaching things like that shouldn’t be necessary. All he had to do was take a look...

The ignorance is on him, the lack of correcting his mistake, and subsequent lack of sex, is on you.

tounces7 27

Maybe just tell him next time?