Today, I was trying to be sexy and rub my boyfriend's un-aroused package while we were watching a movie. I couldn't find it. FML
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CryMoreFMLs
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Fun Sized: Not so fun for everybody.
Warning: Funsized might be too small to handle.
Warning: Funsized might be too small to handle.
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tpreston
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Funsized is no fun, kingsized is fun!!!
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ThreeSheetsGone
| 12
He won't be sending OP to the Milky Way with that Baby Ruth any time soon. *Snickers*
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melchibr_fml
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Who says this has anything to do with size? Maybe we should blame this on OP because she might not actually know where the package is located.
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CuteDumBlonde64
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Size deosn't matter :)
*wisper* Thats what people with small DING-DONGs say. LOL
*wisper* Thats what people with small DING-DONGs say. LOL
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flockz
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size matters. does that mean i have a big ding dong? personally i like twinkies more.
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kyarush
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LOL...
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christyxbee
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How does anyone not know where a penis is located? Iol!! Poor girl.
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gojira666
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Hes a grower not a shower!
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Damn_Hippster
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OP, try to add water!
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every1luvspuns
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sounds like a small issue. or should i say.. small TISSUE ;)
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elephantom12
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74 - that joke was udder shit.
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flockz
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thats utterly disgusting....
the mere thought of an udder spewing shit petrifies me....
*shivers*
the mere thought of an udder spewing shit petrifies me....
*shivers*
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tona01
| 16
The last girl to tried to find the package, laughed and told OP's boyfriend to please take her home
(hopefully someone will remember)
(hopefully someone will remember)
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tona01
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* that tried to
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ygdrassil
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20, are you sponsored by Mars?
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aftertheriot
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110- don't worry I see what you fucking did there
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ThreeSheetsGone
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No 114, I am not, and thus missing out on 100 Grand to spend on a Bit O Honey to slide my Butterfinger into.
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clairejen
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BAHAHAHAA I LOVE YOU 30
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thorscope
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Either op is a dumbass or their boyfriend is huge!!!
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burkek2
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One inch wonder?
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43trauts
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#20 is win
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deadrising084
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30-It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean! xD bill engvall quote
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CryMoreFMLs
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Most thumbs up comment for me! Even more then a comment which had the words "cum on" in it...
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a_nutritionist
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...doesnt this happen to every couple at some stage? its placed awkwardly so you dont notice it, especially when wearing layers or having bulky clothes. usually its fallen between your legs or is along the ridge of your abdominal muscles lining your pelvis.
bring on the pointless comments about my size now children.
bring on the pointless comments about my size now children.
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Gvil_Eenius
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Is that what you keep getting told.... Noob
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ck11_fml
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"Hon... why are you rubbing my elbow?"
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Franklin24
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Or he doesn't have one but you never know
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daemonsparta
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if size matters that just proves how loose you are.
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PandaMan26
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More like f his life!
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imcutefml
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That depends on how much of a difference there is between aroused and unaroused
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False_Stupidity
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Very true, for some guys there's a very big difference between the shrunk size and erect size.
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tylersign
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Maybe he just got back from swimming!
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flockz
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and then drying off in a freezer.
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imcutefml
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Like for me there is a very big difference... So this isnt that much of an FML/FHL
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r6_fml
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#62 is a boner guru
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StormfrontX33_fml
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Wow you sure he's a dude?
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MareNostrum
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Bonner...?
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tweetbaby14
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Why f his life? She's the one who didn't try HARD enough.
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jefffluffingham
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youre going to the special part of hell for people who make dick jokes. we should get a beer when we're there.
not really an FML or YDI. just because its small when its not hard... and maybe you couldnt find it for some other reason.
not really an FML or YDI. just because its small when its not hard... and maybe you couldnt find it for some other reason.
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tweetbaby14
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Meh, what's wrong with hell? It's hot all year round.
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nightwolf1997
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Agreed man, poor guy
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KatieIsAHippie
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Hmmm..... That's weird.
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Tennispro349
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Maybe you're the wierd one
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TwitchingNebula
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Stupid hippies...
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Wheredidgrungego
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You're lucky it's just a small problem.
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BALLAkid101
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Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
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CryMoreFMLs
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109 - Way to bring up one of my fav FMLs. What about it?
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Luunatic
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lol
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UltimateGIRness
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Wtfreak
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every1luvsboners
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It was tucked into his shoe. It's an old trick so that it doesn't fall out of his pants leg and drag on the ground.
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LadiiFresH
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lmao
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flockz
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thank you boners!! now everyone will know why i walk around with clown shoes on. and they thought it was because i had a choice...
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hail_this_villai
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Is it normal I immediately wondered what different terrain would feel like across my penis as I was skipping pronouncedly? Especially a moon bounce...
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CaptainPickles72
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Forget tucking it into your shoe. Use that thing as a scarf, that's what I do! Though don't wrap it around your neck to tight or when you get a hard-on the anaconda will strangle you.
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flockz
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or the nifty belt trick. just wrap it through the belt holes of your pants. just be careful though, if you get a hard on, immediately remove it or you may or may not pass out from lack of circulation.
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Bravo11
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I haven't seen a Boners comment in forever. Almost missed this one. Nice default though.
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zachherbert
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I use the new "To Long of a Dick Trick". I pull it up my shirt, out my sleeve, and use it as a walking stick.
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Fmls4life
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That's the Boners we know and love keep it up:)
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crabbyabby718
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I've heard he uses it as a 3rd leg sometimes
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ollie179
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Don't rub too hard. You might get your finger stuck in his pussy.
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screamingxpanda
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Sorry to OP, but your comment was just too funny!!
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Fx13mz
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#7 wins comment of the day.
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j_ortiz27
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Best comment!!!
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amandamichele
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Hahaha best comment ever! (:
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CryMoreFMLs
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I don't really see too much of a problem about that,... But that might just be because I'm a male.... and find lesbos attrative...
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polocity
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That's not nice
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tweetbaby14
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Welcome to the wonderful world of FML.
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IamMe95
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If you want nice, watch some Disney. If you want life, go to FML :)
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shanie123
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Lmao I say fhl
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matt120784
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That's what I was thinking. Too bad there isn't an option for that.
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SirBedevere
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Maybe you just have enormous hands and you've lost your sense of touch.
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XAnNiHiLaTiOn
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Or maybe he's got a tiny dick..
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ally_85
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yeah tiny penis...sad :/
don't worry tho there's someone for everyone...somewhere....
don't worry tho there's someone for everyone...somewhere....
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zingline89
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Finding Nemo
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Wheredidgrungego
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And his "lucky fin"
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somewizdom
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Maybe he was sitting on it cuz it's so big.
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instnt1nfction
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Yeah, just sit on your balls
Chics dig that
Chics dig that
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kurbanfan
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Wow that's clever
Warning: Funsized might be too small to handle.