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  a_nutritionist  |  10

...doesnt this happen to every couple at some stage? its placed awkwardly so you dont notice it, especially when wearing layers or having bulky clothes. usually its fallen between your legs or is along the ridge of your abdominal muscles lining your pelvis.

bring on the pointless comments about my size now children.


youre going to the special part of hell for people who make dick jokes. we should get a beer when we're there.

not really an FML or YDI. just because its small when its not hard... and maybe you couldnt find it for some other reason.

  BALLAkid101  |  3

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML


Forget tucking it into your shoe. Use that thing as a scarf, that's what I do! Though don't wrap it around your neck to tight or when you get a hard-on the anaconda will strangle you.

  flockz  |  19

or the nifty belt trick. just wrap it through the belt holes of your pants. just be careful though, if you get a hard on, immediately remove it or you may or may not pass out from lack of circulation.