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Who says this has anything to do with size? Maybe we should blame this on OP because she might not actually know where the package is located.

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thats utterly disgusting.... the mere thought of an udder spewing shit petrifies me.... *shivers*

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The last girl to tried to find the package, laughed and told OP's boyfriend to please take her home (hopefully someone will remember)

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...doesnt this happen to every couple at some stage? its placed awkwardly so you dont notice it, especially when wearing layers or having bulky clothes. usually its fallen between your legs or is along the ridge of your abdominal muscles lining your pelvis. bring on the pointless comments about my size now children.

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youre going to the special part of hell for people who make dick jokes. we should get a beer when we're there. not really an FML or YDI. just because its small when its not hard... and maybe you couldnt find it for some other reason.

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thank you boners!! now everyone will know why i walk around with clown shoes on. and they thought it was because i had a choice...

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Is it normal I immediately wondered what different terrain would feel like across my penis as I was skipping pronouncedly? Especially a moon bounce...

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Forget tucking it into your shoe. Use that thing as a scarf, that's what I do! Though don't wrap it around your neck to tight or when you get a hard-on the anaconda will strangle you.

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or the nifty belt trick. just wrap it through the belt holes of your pants. just be careful though, if you get a hard on, immediately remove it or you may or may not pass out from lack of circulation.

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I don't really see too much of a problem about that,... But that might just be because I'm a male.... and find lesbos attrative...

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