By Oops - 26/09/2011 15:35 - United Kingdom

By Oops - 26/09/2011 15:35 - United Kingdom
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Fun Sized: Not so fun for everybody. Warning: Funsized might be too small to handle.
He won't be sending OP to the Milky Way with that Baby Ruth any time soon. *Snickers*
Who says this has anything to do with size? Maybe we should blame this on OP because she might not actually know where the package is located.
LOL...
How does anyone not know where a penis is located? Iol!! Poor girl.
Hes a grower not a shower!
sounds like a small issue. or should i say.. small TISSUE ;)
74 - that joke was udder shit.
The last girl to tried to find the package, laughed and told OP's boyfriend to please take her home (hopefully someone will remember)
* that tried to
20, are you sponsored by Mars?
110- don't worry I see what you fucking did there
No 114, I am not, and thus missing out on 100 Grand to spend on a Bit O Honey to slide my Butterfinger into.
BAHAHAHAA I LOVE YOU 30
Either op is a dumbass or their boyfriend is huge!!!
One inch wonder?
#20 is win
30-It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean! xD bill engvall quote
Most thumbs up comment for me! Even more then a comment which had the words "cum on" in it...
...doesnt this happen to every couple at some stage? its placed awkwardly so you dont notice it, especially when wearing layers or having bulky clothes. usually its fallen between your legs or is along the ridge of your abdominal muscles lining your pelvis. bring on the pointless comments about my size now children.
Is that what you keep getting told.... Noob
"Hon... why are you rubbing my elbow?"
if size matters that just proves how loose you are.
Very true, for some guys there's a very big difference between the shrunk size and erect size.
Bonner...?
youre going to the special part of hell for people who make dick jokes. we should get a beer when we're there. not really an FML or YDI. just because its small when its not hard... and maybe you couldnt find it for some other reason.
Agreed man, poor guy
Stupid hippies...
You're lucky it's just a small problem.
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
109 - Way to bring up one of my fav FMLs. What about it?
It was tucked into his shoe. It's an old trick so that it doesn't fall out of his pants leg and drag on the ground.
Is it normal I immediately wondered what different terrain would feel like across my penis as I was skipping pronouncedly? Especially a moon bounce...
I haven't seen a Boners comment in forever. Almost missed this one. Nice default though.
I use the new "To Long of a Dick Trick". I pull it up my shirt, out my sleeve, and use it as a walking stick.
That's the Boners we know and love keep it up:)
I've heard he uses it as a 3rd leg sometimes
Don't rub too hard. You might get your finger stuck in his pussy.
Sorry to OP, but your comment was just too funny!!
I don't really see too much of a problem about that,... But that might just be because I'm a male.... and find lesbos attrative...
Lmao I say fhl
Maybe you just have enormous hands and you've lost your sense of touch.
Or maybe he's got a tiny dick..
yeah tiny penis...sad :/ don't worry tho there's someone for everyone...somewhere....
And his "lucky fin"
Maybe he was sitting on it cuz it's so big.
Yeah, just sit on your balls Chics dig that
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Fun Sized: Not so fun for everybody. Warning: Funsized might be too small to handle.
It was tucked into his shoe. It's an old trick so that it doesn't fall out of his pants leg and drag on the ground.