Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of our differing skin tones. The contrast weirds him out during sex. FML
Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
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Top comments
The_Hitdude 12
Hypocrisy at it's finest.
toenibbler 14
One does not simply joke about other peoples' private parts, it generally ends badly.
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Comments (232)
ThatsHowItsDoneS 2
Can I be the rebound guy?
sandinthewaves 5
He's not very smart, testicles are supposed to be that way so they don't bounce off each other all the time.
DrBlack 9
The entire human body is like that. Eyes are very slightly off, ears are (on purpose) etc. etc. Only notice when taking extreme note.
kcor1176 0
What a fool.
hateevryone 15
He's an idiot.
cheyennerosi33 0
Lmfao no way good send that man on his way if u can't take what u dish out shut the **** up lolzz
sparklecherry 4
He can dish it out, but can't take it. Now that's a man for ya!!
imjaninja 0
Bahahahahahahaha! I love this, actual cried laughing
NiyaNa 3
Wow. He doesn't deserve to have sex.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Sounds like your boyfriend was too immature to be having sex to begin with. How old are you guys? And technically no one is 100% symmetrical on either side of their body.