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  wisese  |  0

2, that's called caviar, and is considered a delicacy in some cultures and societies. :/

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  StoryOfTheYear  |  13

^^^ And that's called redundant "Better-than-you" shit nobody wants to read.

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  wisese  |  0

Oh, didn't realize pointing out commonly known facts was considered "higher-than-thou". My apologies, sorry to offend your sensibilities.

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  StoryOfTheYear  |  13

If you weren't doing it to show that you were better than him then what were you trying to accomplish with your comment.

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  wisese  |  0

22, I was adding to the comment. Perhaps if I added "he might enjoy it", you wouldn't have interpreted my comment as pompous. Quite frankly, considering your profile, I find your accusatory comments to be surprising. No need to be hostile over a simple observation.

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  StoryOfTheYear  |  13

I care what people have to say about improvement. If I cared about everything everyone said I'd have a neutral, boring life. If I was perfect I wouldn't have put that on there. Feel free to give me a smacking in a PM about it. I apologize for being unrational and I should've been a little less in your face, but I still don't see a real point to your comment because if someone truly cared to know it they could google it or they are to you to know it and shouldn't be on this site (13+).

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  ladyLALAA  |  28

SOTY, I think your existence is an fml.

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  cetlawizard  |  10

Honestly SOTY, NOBODY under 18 should be on fml, since most content is inappropriate for children anyways @ least that's my opinion/take on the whole thing regarding this site...too many times I have read really stupid fmls/comments (usually by the under 18 crowd) & @ the very least there shouldn't be anyone under 16 on here.

By  Tsunami87  |  17

That's a fishy situation

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  boofgall  |  16

There is no win here.

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  StoryOfTheYear  |  13

You've never seen it/heard of it? It's a South Park episode about a play on the words "Fish Sticks" because it sounds like Fish Dicks. You need to watch it, it's one of the best South Park episodes ever.

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  diidiimi  |  10

Omg! I haven't heard that song in years!! I sing it all the time to my cats and no one else knows what I'm on about. Glad I didn't imagine it or something (like that tv show with t-shirt and t-bag that I'm also not sure actually existed. I swear it was real, but everyone thinks I'm crazy).

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  nattynatters  |  14

Yeah... I'm still trying to figure out why she even told him that. Usually only parents trying to conceive want to know that. Unless you're keeping track as a form if birth control?

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  jwade11  |  9

Haha. Ya I was trying to think of something to add to this but someone already mentioned he doesn't know anything about the female anatomy so there's nothing else to say other than that's freakin hilarious! Lol omg

By  Laxinitup  |  18

A guy like this shouldn't be allowed to stick his penis in or near anyone's eggs. It makes me think though this problem is pretty small compared with the fact he said it would be like having sex with a fish, how would he know that....

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  docscientist  |  9

I like when someone mentions low IQ, which is saying the person is retarded, it gets thumbs up, but when someone actually states that someone in the Fml is retarded, there's a minor shit-storm about how you shouldn't call people retarded.

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  icmandel  |  2

No there isnt. Being mentally retarded is by definition having an IQ below 80 points(i think its 80, i might be slightly off, but the concept still stands)

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  suavesuave  |  2

Expected? ... From who ? ....u? Your Nobody! It's fml people say whatever they want. Go give your pep talk to everyone on fml lol Commenting back just proves you don't have a life bud lol P.s i misspelt it again to c if you will waist the time to correct me again and prove u have no life lol

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  suavesuave  |  2

Hahaha did tht to c if ud comment. i am j commenting to let u it's nice of you to comment thanks for the time you spent on me :$ out of all the comments to comment and correct english grammar on you chose mine

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  NotDave  |  0

He wouldn't need to "correct everyone on FML" because a lot of people on this site aren't complete dumbasses. I understand if you can't spell some words, but the difference between "your" and "you're" is 3rd grade. Also, when you said you "misspelled it again to see if he'd correct it"? You actually spelled that correctly. Nicely done.

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