Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis...

By bathtime - 21/12/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML

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By umm... - 30/03/2020 23:00 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I caught my boyfriend in the bathtub interrogating his penis and "drowning" it when it wouldn't answer him. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 06:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML

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By quirrus - 07/05/2012 09:42 - United States

Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML

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By Pissy - 23/05/2019 06:05

Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2021 14:01

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like having sex with me, because I get too wet and it makes him go limp. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 05:57 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend confessed that he felt so insecure he submerged my $80 vibrator in water to eliminate the competition. FML

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By dickofbrokendreams - 02/03/2015 05:14 - United States - Waynesville

Today, I discovered that my fiancé consistently thinks about his fear of breaking his penis while we have sex. He's afraid to have sex with me. FML

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By journey_Jeanne - 08/12/2011 02:31 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML

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By ShelbyIsAwesome - 04/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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By Shelby - 14/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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Wednesday 21 December 2011 8:41

If I had a penis I would so try that.

n_epic_fail 14

Wednesday 21 December 2011 9:12

No you're just an airhead

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takpaan 6

Friday 23 December 2011 16:44

As well as it does not have muscles that Ivan control like an arm or leg

imratedG 5

Saturday 24 December 2011 2:52

Air head xD

xDefiant 4

Saturday 24 December 2011 20:31

I'll admit.. I've only seen my boyfriend in the bath once (usually shower) and it floats.. I couldn't help but laugh.

20th_century_fox 3

Sunday 25 December 2011 0:09

and he has just now discovered this?

alsgirl 24

Sunday 25 December 2011 12:58

Sense you no make.

radiariad 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 19:12

Dont bath w him.....ur basically soaking in both of ur dirt....0.0

nickdsmith 2

Monday 2 July 2012 4:32

Had he never been in a bath before then?

xxsakuraxx 29

Thursday 9 August 2012 12:10

I soo did not need that visual!

AbbyMaexx 2

Saturday 5 April 2014 3:57

Boobs also float. So, I guess you have that.

friendlygiant90 10

Tuesday 10 March 2015 16:55

I don't know how his penis floats!? Mine dives for the bottom everytime....

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