FML : Today, I was boarding a plane and a woman's bag started to fall. In the spur of the moment I thrust my arm up to catch it. I didn't catch the bag, but...

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Today, I was boarding a plane and a woman's bag started to fall. In the spur of the moment I thrust my arm up to catch it. I didn't catch the bag, but I did catch her boob. I had to sit next to her for the rest of the flight. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By babymine / Friday 9 March 2012 04:45 / United States

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By jammy_side_up | 0

#4140183 - Friday 9 March 2012 8:48

if she drops her bag again.. you know why. lol

By jtthegr8 | 26

#4140160 - Friday 9 March 2012 8:43

At least it wasn't a total loss...right?

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By MischievousLoki | 6

#4140150 - Friday 9 March 2012 8:41

That must been very awkward and embarrassing...

TylerBurden | 21

#4140178 - Friday 9 March 2012 8:47

At least he had brave intentions.

MetalxSoldier | 26

#4140276 - Friday 9 March 2012 9:11

I really have to "hand" it to you. That is one hell of an ice breaker. ;)

hellbilly205 | 17

#4140309 - Friday 9 March 2012 9:25

Unless you're gay i see no actual FML moment here...

hellbilly205 | 17

#4140313 - Friday 9 March 2012 9:28

Unless you're gay i see no actual FML here...

MoonPhase123 | 4

#4140327 - Friday 9 March 2012 9:34

No good deed can go unpunished...But in this case, It did. c;

mboehm88 | 3

#4140355 - Friday 9 March 2012 9:44

Good conversation starter ;)

vonRosen | 6

#4140406 - Friday 9 March 2012 10:12

*during flight*
"Hey, do you remember the time I groped your boob when trying to save your bag, what a laugh huh ;D"

Ps I'd pay to listen to that convo ^^

muzy | 23

#4140553 - Friday 9 March 2012 12:18

op don't sweat it. It was an accident and she probably knows this too you should have just been nice to her for the duration of the flight. You could probably have made a breast friend :)

muzy | 23

#4140555 - Friday 9 March 2012 12:19

edit: best.

AnagenisisZagus | 13

#4140850 - Friday 9 March 2012 14:37

Aww...and I was enjoying your pun, too. Disappointment settles in...

muzy | 23

#4141188 - Friday 9 March 2012 18:28

lol it was an auto correct. I was never meant to write that though I can see why it would be amusing

efynsien | 1

#4141704 - Friday 9 March 2012 21:34

Sure. Thts totally what happened...

JJambiya21 | 0

#4146575 - Saturday 10 March 2012 21:45

What if op is a girl...

Llama_Face89 | 33

#4149362 - Sunday 11 March 2012 16:03

89- Freudian slip?

By AnonymousChik | 5

#4140154 - Friday 9 March 2012 8:42

Was she hot at least?

gamercanadian | 11

#4140324 - Friday 9 March 2012 9:34

I wanna know the kind of conversation they had along the flight.

nofearjenshere | 12

#4141656 - Friday 9 March 2012 21:10

Am I the only one who wonders if OP could be female? It would make the situation 10x more awkward.

mrnuleef | 7

#4143080 - Saturday 10 March 2012 6:03

Well, if op is into women, hopefully the convo went well and op can consider his/herself at second base. If not, then... Well.... Awkward silence commences