By babymine - 09/03/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, I was boarding a plane and a woman's bag started to fall. In the spur of the moment I thrust my arm up to catch it. I didn't catch the bag, but I did catch her boob. I had to sit next to her for the rest of the flight. FML
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jammy_side_up 0

if she drops her bag again.. you know why. lol

At least it wasn't a total loss...right?


That must been very awkward and embarrassing...

At least he had brave intentions.

MetalxSoldier 26

I really have to "hand" it to you. That is one hell of an ice breaker. ;)

hellbilly205 17

Unless you're gay i see no actual FML moment here...

hellbilly205 17

Unless you're gay i see no actual FML here...

MoonPhase123 4

No good deed can go unpunished...But in this case, It did. c;

Good conversation starter ;)

*during flight* "Hey, do you remember the time I groped your boob when trying to save your bag, what a laugh huh ;D" Ps I'd pay to listen to that convo ^^

op don't sweat it. It was an accident and she probably knows this too you should have just been nice to her for the duration of the flight. You could probably have made a breast friend :)

Aww...and I was enjoying your pun, too. Disappointment settles in...

lol it was an auto correct. I was never meant to write that though I can see why it would be amusing

Sure. Thts totally what happened...

JJambiya21 0

What if op is a girl...

Llama_Face89 33

89- Freudian slip?

Was she hot at least?

I wanna know the kind of conversation they had along the flight.

nofearjenshere 12

Am I the only one who wonders if OP could be female? It would make the situation 10x more awkward.

mrnuleef 7

Well, if op is into women, hopefully the convo went well and op can consider his/herself at second base. If not, then... Well.... Awkward silence commences

Llama_Face89 33

94- that would also make it 10x more hot.

At least it wasn't a total loss...right?

OP grabbed a boob so I guess it wasn't

unoffensivename 0

Snakes on a plane

Op defenatly set the whole thing up. He positioned her bag so it could fall, than he pretended to miss her bag! Great plan op.

RayRod 6

Doesn't matter, grabbed boob

And she didn't ask to change seats afterwards, so good stuff

AsianCookie247 14

Maybe now is the time to ask her if she'd like to join the mile high club? Haha it's the least you could do :)

Friendzonian 0

That would be way to smooth. . . But yeah it would

Like Keith Stone.

Showtime00 0

mile high club sort of :/

Blacksabbath211 9

Mile High Second Base club :D

He rounds second, he's off to third, ladies and gentlemen he might make it home!

btnhdude 0


DKjazz 20


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Llama_Face89 33


C-c-c-combo breaker!

jammy_side_up 0

if she drops her bag again.. you know why. lol

Hhhhhhhhh. Hint eh!!

ninjuh_wingman 29

Thats hella awkward. It would not be as bad if she was hot.

Are you sure you were trying to reach for the bag? ;)

" uhhhh this is exactly what it looks like" :)