Today, my boyfriend showed up at my grandmother's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-shirt. When I took him aside asked him what the hell he was thinking, he lost his temper and stormed out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he couldn't come to my grandfather's funeral because he was at his cottage and couldn't make it. Later that day, when driving home from the graveyard I saw him walking down the street, with another girl. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me for Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could find in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walked into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
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Top comments
sens3sfailing 25
Just be glad he didn't come with the same attitude as Peter and do something so inappropriate to do at a wake only Seth McFarland could think it up.
caplox 6
what an ass.
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Comments (93)
fruitslut 11
Well, I'd call his response a deal breaker.
matt98_fml 13
Talk about being insensitive.
maggySNP 12
Absolute assbag of a guy
heliraptor 13
That's a new one.
gc327072 31
All of these ass(insert random noun) type insults are getting old....
UltimateGIRness 16
38-My random noun is waffle. Try it.
calibabe0321 6
"DON'T CHANGE ME!"
daniel_dd31 13
Lets hope he doesn't wear the same thing when meeting you're parents.
DanielleinDC 34
#17-Or even "your parents". OP, is he the sort of guy who thinks that a formal shirt is one without any writing on it? At least he left the wake. It would have been worse had he stayed.
Faff 20
if he was invited to her grandmother's wake, i'm pretty sure he already met her parents
Obey_StudBoii 23
What an ass.
illmatic2 16
You're dating him. Are you really surprised?
zombieslayer83 19
Maybe he wanted to show you how torn up he was about your families lost..... (cricket chirp)
bach2121 13
Wake? Funeral? Viewing?
DaDezza244 31
What is a wake?
TheGewt 7
I wish they could invent search engines already so when we have questions we can figure out the answer.
semrau 5
^ I just laughed so hard at that lol.