Today, my boyfriend showed up at my grandmother's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-shirt. When I took him aside asked him what the hell he was thinking, he lost his temper and stormed out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he couldn't come to my grandfather's funeral because he was at his cottage and couldn't make it. Later that day, when driving home from the graveyard I saw him walking down the street, with another girl. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me for Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could find in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walked into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
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Top comments
sens3sfailing 25
Just be glad he didn't come with the same attitude as Peter and do something so inappropriate to do at a wake only Seth McFarland could think it up.
caplox 6
what an ass.
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Comments (93)
crashley21 10
My aunts new fiancé showed up to my grandads funeral in sweatpants.
shark_girl 9
Where I'm from, mud stained overalls are called "nice" clothes, and you see them at funerals, church, and weddings. I realize you may have different standards, but that doesn't sound really bad.
Beauty4794 5
Immature and disrespectful, that was neither the place nor time to be dressed in casual wear >.>
SoylentCandycorn 10
He's the type of guy who thinks nothing of wearing ripped jeans and a Family Guy to the wake of his girlfriend's grandmother, and then throw a tantrum and then storm out when pointed out how utterly inappropriate his clothing is. This guy measures a 20 out of 10 on the Douchebag Scale.
Osiris094 4
Sounds like he's more ex-boyfriend material.
GRgoldfish 19
I see a break up in your future ... and good riddance
_VAL3NT1NA_ 6
Oh Lord Jesus!!
imnotme333 7
not many people know what a wake is. sorry. your fault.
a7x_RoCk3r 12
They're just clothes you shallow ****
BeepBeepSwerve 9
obviously you've never been to a funeral tard
namine120409 42
It's probably better he wasn't there anyways if that's really how he chose to address the situation.