Today, my boyfriend showed up at my grandmother's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-shirt. When I took him aside asked him what the hell he was thinking, he lost his temper and stormed out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he couldn't come to my grandfather's funeral because he was at his cottage and couldn't make it. Later that day, when driving home from the graveyard I saw him walking down the street, with another girl. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me for Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could find in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walked into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
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Top comments
sens3sfailing 25
Just be glad he didn't come with the same attitude as Peter and do something so inappropriate to do at a wake only Seth McFarland could think it up.
caplox 6
what an ass.
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Comments (93)
semrau 5
I hope he is now your EX-boyfriend.
Sir_Swaggington 6
Maybe he's never been to a wake before and didn't know or didn't think about how to dress. At least he went.
Satoaoi 13
mhmm ex boyfriend time. I'm not sure if he would still be a bf after a stunt like that. should of slapped the hell out of him.
micahdunk 13
Why do people think they can wear crappy clothes to events like funerals and church? I really just don't get it. Maybe it's laziness.
buckdharma 38
Diggity diggity
Rogerrr57 21
Never date a Family Guy fan
m3lyc 18
Why? I'm a huge fan of the show and all of Seth Macfarlane's work and am currently sat here wearing a Peter Griffin jumper with a Peter Griffin tattoo (permanent) on my left arm, with a Stewie tat to follow on my right. I do, however know how to conduct myself at a funeral and would only wear appropriate clothing to one, unless the wake was somewhere informal such as a public house in which case I'm sorry but I'll wear whatever the hell I like.
secretsmiles00 8
Unless he didn't have anything nice to wear, Its not just about what you wear but that he showed up right?, that shows that he cared. Unless he actually does own nice clothes then he was Just being rude so FYL.
redhedsaysrawr 18
Maybe he didn't own anything better. Times are tough in this shitty economy.
hilde43 5
Can you say dumbass
jdime209 2
At least he showed up. Unlike some people with excuses. Lol