Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom yelled at me because even though I shower thoroughly twice a day, I still stink. My mom showers once a week, never wears deodorant, and smells like roses. FML
Today, while applying deodorant, my mom came up behind me slapped the stick out of my hand, and confiscated it, saying, “No one needs deodorant when it’s this cold.” At work, I got so many complaints about my B.O that I was sent home to go take a shower. I shower every single day. FML
Today, my mother refused to talk to me because I wouldn't let her use my deodorant stick. FML
Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML
Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML
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RichardPencil 32
So, she should have chewed you out for cuddling with a smelly boy who doesn't wear deodorant.
xxlk4xx 6
tell boyfriend to wear deodorant! my ex absolutely NEEDED deodorant, even if he showered he would stink
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Comments (4)
RichardPencil 32
So, she should have chewed you out for cuddling with a smelly boy who doesn't wear deodorant.
Amy78_fml 11
Eww! Is your nose broken?
xxlk4xx 6
tell boyfriend to wear deodorant! my ex absolutely NEEDED deodorant, even if he showered he would stink
FerociousCookie 12
If he still stunk after a shower he wasn't showering properly.
SailorSolaris 43
Some people just have really bad BO. I’m actually one of them. It took me 20 years almost to find a deodorant that actually works for me.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
YDI for cuddling with someone who smelled that bad. Have you gone nose blind? Time to break out the Febreze!