By meohmy - 31/03/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML
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Doortje 29

And you just stood there and said nothing?

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nomorekids5 0

I would of said nope I am really an Ex.. and told him to get lost.

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musicfreak9821 6

first, throw a squirell at him, then dump him! that's it, problem solved...

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loski87 4

squirrels scare me...

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tophatprincess 0

OMG, punch him. Punch him hard in the throat.

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roogee82 0

...like gucci mane!

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smileeee_fml 0

nothing really...

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abceasyas123abc 12

How long have you two been dating? Either way, that's still a pretty douche-y move.. Surely you can do better?

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mouxouxou 11

Ouch...If you were patient and didn't kick him in the balls, you are a saint to me.

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barlessprison 16

YDI because i don't see another FML that says 'Today my girlfriend kicked me in my danger zone for referring to her as just a friend to my ex. FML'.

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omarecer 3

well are you gonna dump him or waiting for his excuse?

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