By meohmy - 31/03/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML
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Doortje 29

And you just stood there and said nothing?

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nomorekids5 0

I would of said nope I am really an Ex.. and told him to get lost.

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datsmalife 0

damn! dats not funny at all.. ur rite fyl

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KGOOF199 0

what's right with it?

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KGOOF199 0

obv she thought she meant something to him,obv not

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a_traveler 5

Sounds to me like it's time to drop him like a bad habit. Perhaps then he'll know it's safe to call his ex.

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Azrukal 0

the real story is that she was a batshit obsessive ex so in order to protect his girlfriend from getting her eyes ripped out he had to lie and refer to her as just a friend and then exchange phone numbers as an attempt at escaping from this situation. We would have heard more about this had she not been posting on FML as soon as she heard "a friend".

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jennnwoww 2

obviously you should break up with him...if you don't -then you deserve it..but hopefully you didn't need anyone to tell you that.

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mobius8 0

At least you know where you stand now and can start introducing yourself to his friends, rivals and dad as "just a friend".

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boobyhill 0

is it facebook official? cuz if it's not, maybe he just figured he wasn't your boyfriend.

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