Love, Embarrassing and Awkward: Classic

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

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You deserved it 121

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By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 803

You deserved it 3 392

By ohmylantis - 04/05/2011 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 232

You deserved it 3 730

By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 761

You deserved it 4 087

By lurna301 - 17/07/2012 00:58 - United States - Glendale

Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 741

You deserved it 3 266

By meohmy - 31/03/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 880

You deserved it 6 017

By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 303

You deserved it 1 010

What a coinkydink

By Anonymous - 06/12/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 094

You deserved it 71

By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 565

You deserved it 3 746

By Anonymous - 09/12/2012 14:53 - United States - Conroe

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 337

You deserved it 3 761

By xswitch74 - 16/03/2015 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 562

You deserved it 4 210

Undiscovered_X 8

Monday 5 July 2021 6:15

Maybe the two of you haven't disclosed with each other on what you two are. but if you already went through that. Than definitely an fml

AngelBaby666 12

Monday 5 July 2021 20:03

it's probably his other partner and he doesn't want you to know about each other 👉👈 sorry

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Hangryko 29

Monday 5 July 2021 3:09

You mean "ex-boyfriend," right?

Undiscovered_X 8

Monday 5 July 2021 6:15

Maybe the two of you haven't disclosed with each other on what you two are. but if you already went through that. Than definitely an fml

Wadlaen 23

Monday 5 July 2021 14:20

But, aren't you his friend..?🤔

AngelBaby666 12

Monday 5 July 2021 20:03

it's probably his other partner and he doesn't want you to know about each other 👉👈 sorry

randybryant799 20

Monday 5 July 2021 20:17

Obviously he's not that into you.

hekatia 1

Tuesday 6 July 2021 3:13

Time to DTR or accept you're in a friend with benefits kind of situation.

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Today, I discovered my boyfriend's spider-infested shed where I refused to set foot, where he is constantly fixing the mower, bikes, or his car, is actually just a sound recording of power tools he plays so I won’t go down and disturb him. He has a TV, an Xbox, and a fridge in there. FML

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Today, I finally found out why my fish were dying in their tank. My younger sister had been spraying detergent in there because she wanted "to make the fish smell like lemons". FML

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Today, I took a night train for the first time. I woke up at 4 am to the beeping of smoke alarms and thick white smoke everywhere. The train had caught fire. FML

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Same thing different taste

What a coinkydink

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