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By meohmy - 31/03/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML

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You deserved it 6 017

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 026

You deserved it 121

Friends?

By idekwtfigo - 01/05/2022 06:00

Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML

I agree, your life sucks 850

You deserved it 85

By xswitch74 - 16/03/2015 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 565

You deserved it 4 210

Bumped down

By clo_bo - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I saw a message on my boyfriend's phone from one of his friends, saying I was a downgrade from his ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 240

You deserved it 292

By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 803

You deserved it 3 392

By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 761

You deserved it 4 087

Brain fart

By my bad - 24/09/2020 01:58 - United States

Today, I went out with my friend and her boyfriend. Not knowing him very well, I accidentally called him by her ex’s name. He took that as a sign she was still seeing the ex and dumped her on the spot. She’s now not speaking to me for ruining her life. I’m just bad with names. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 394

You deserved it 472

By ohmylantis - 04/05/2011 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 233

You deserved it 3 730

Why Change a Perfectly Good System?

By queenofthegypsys - 01/03/2020 23:00

Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 088

You deserved it 910

By Anonymous - 19/05/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 333

You deserved it 3 188

Doortje 29

Thursday 31 March 2011 12:08

And you just stood there and said nothing?

nomorekids5 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 12:11

I would of said nope I am really an Ex.. and told him to get lost.

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kaitlinthecutie 0

Friday 1 April 2011 2:19

Just break up with him that's what I would do

natetheman14 0

Friday 1 April 2011 2:20

omg that's funny as hell

ashbashbraun31 0

Friday 1 April 2011 2:36

if the girl was his ex..wouldn't he already have her number?? just sayingg

emilynne812 0

Friday 1 April 2011 3:51

dump his ass, what a jerk

pavigorito 0

Friday 1 April 2011 3:58

I sure as hell wouldn't be wasting my time complaining on FML. I'd be doing something about it

dansco 24

Friday 1 April 2011 4:23

So it should start with... My ex-boyfriend did whatever :( What a cnut! Dump him, right after kicking him in his balls hard!!!

chucksonmifeet 0

Friday 1 April 2011 4:28

ewww I hope you dumped his ass

jmo03 0

Friday 1 April 2011 5:48

fake a call and tell him ur ex wants a quicky and ull b bk asap

Cali_made_420 0

Friday 1 April 2011 8:41

Ooh someones gettin their ass beat tonight!

iStEvO 0

Friday 1 April 2011 19:13

YAY!!! I got the 1000th "you deserved it" = ]

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Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

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Today, it's been a week since I was dumped. I planned to stay at my apartment, cry, and eat chocolate in peace. My roommate decided to have loud sex with her boyfriend in the apartment. She refused to quiet down, saying, "My body, my rules." FML

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Today, I went on a date with this girl I met online. The conversation drifted and we were talking about how we'd prefer to die, if we had a choice. I said, "I want to skydive over the ocean without a parachute." She said she wants to be made into a wallet. FML

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You deserved it 9 691

Today, at work, two teenage girls caused a huge scene and told me to get lost, after I asked if they needed any help. Their reasoning: they didn't want to be helped by "someone who doesn't have a thigh gap." FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 264

You deserved it 3 689

Today, I took a flight from Seattle to Oregon but missed my flight back home to California because the flight attendant came in late and delayed our flight take off time. Then I was told the only way to get California was to go back to Seattle and fly to California from there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 902

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Today, I spent 20 minutes arguing with the class dipshit, trying to convince her that wifi hot-spots are not in fact saunas powered by wifi. FML

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You deserved it 3 964

Today, I woke up to my roommates "pet" snake casually lying in bed with me. I then got yelled at for screaming and scaring the snake. Apparently, it's my fault that it bit my chin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 010

You deserved it 3 677

Today, I realized my parents are pretty much single-handedly responsible for all of the mental illnesses and personality disorders I have now. FML

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You deserved it 241