Weird projection, but OK

By just realized - 16/09/2020 23:03 - United States

Today, I realized that when someone's pregnant or introduces me to their kids, they're saying, "I had sex with this person" and now I can’t stop visualizing it. Keep me out of your personal life, Tom. FML
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ojoRojo 27
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Are you 12?

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Tiffani Carter 6
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Um, no. Telling you they’re pregnant doesn’t tell you who they slept with...

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Tiffani Carter 6
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Um, no. Telling you they’re pregnant doesn’t tell you who they slept with...

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RichardPencil 30
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But you're probably just imagining Tom having boring missionary sex for procreation. Think of Tom getting pegged by his wife, then tossing her salad, teabagging her, giving her anal and then a facial. Give him some credit.

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Marcella1016 31
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Actually Tom gets 0 points, because none of those sex acts would actually get his wife pregnant.

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RichardPencil 30
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Sex is more than just for procreation. I want the OP have lots of dirty images of Tom for his obsession with him.

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Iamthebanzai22 18
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You forgot partner swopping, fisting and bondage.

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RichardPencil 30
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I didn't. I just thought I gave the OP the right number of disturbing images about Tom. I could have gone into blumpkins, felching, Cleveland streamers, Alabama Hot Pockets, etc.

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Iamthebanzai22 18
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Hmmm... That is true. There should be restraint in your abandon and abandon in your restraint. Very tastefully done.

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Kraths 16
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Let's not mention munging quite yet, no need to permanently scar someone for no reason.

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ojoRojo 27
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Are you 12?

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Ambrily 27
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I came here to ask the exact same question.

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bl3ur0z3 17
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Everyone you meet has had sex with their kids? Ew. Also, your parents had sex. I know this because you exist.

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wmayrhofer 18
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Tom is pregnant?

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Jonkbaby 22
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what are you, 12?

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rgkkk 17
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Oh, Jeffrey

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Sarah Marie_1406339655 3
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Then keep your dick out of humans

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William Uy Vu Le 9
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You have grandparents right?

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millsjoshua949 12
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What in the world are you talking about? Was this written by a kid? ydi

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