Weird projection, but OK

Um, no. Telling you they’re pregnant doesn’t tell you who they slept with...

But you're probably just imagining Tom having boring missionary sex for procreation.

Think of Tom getting pegged by his wife, then tossing her salad, teabagging her, giving her anal and then a facial. Give him some credit.

Actually Tom gets 0 points, because none of those sex acts would actually get his wife pregnant.

Sex is more than just for procreation. I want the OP have lots of dirty images of Tom for his obsession with him.

You forgot partner swopping, fisting and bondage.

I didn't. I just thought I gave the OP the right number of disturbing images about Tom. I could have gone into blumpkins, felching, Cleveland streamers, Alabama Hot Pockets, etc.

Hmmm... That is true. There should be restraint in your abandon and abandon in your restraint. Very tastefully done.

Let's not mention munging quite yet, no need to permanently scar someone for no reason.

Are you 12?

I came here to ask the exact same question.

Everyone you meet has had sex with their kids? Ew. Also, your parents had sex. I know this because you exist.

Tom is pregnant?

what are you, 12?

Oh, Jeffrey

Then keep your dick out of humans

You have grandparents right?

What in the world are you talking about? Was this written by a kid? ydi