By just realized - 16/9/2020 23:03 - United States

Weird projection, but OK

Today, I realized that when someone's pregnant or introduces me to their kids, they're saying, "I had sex with this person" and now I can’t stop visualizing it. Keep me out of your personal life, Tom. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  30

But you're probably just imagining Tom having boring missionary sex for procreation.

Think of Tom getting pegged by his wife, then tossing her salad, teabagging her, giving her anal and then a facial. Give him some credit.

  RichardPencil  |  30

I didn't. I just thought I gave the OP the right number of disturbing images about Tom. I could have gone into blumpkins, felching, Cleveland streamers, Alabama Hot Pockets, etc.