Riding bike on ice... By Lewis - 25/01/2019 00:30 - France - Paris This is some kind of déjà vu. I agree, your life sucks 149 You deserved it 399 Share Tweet Share
Today, I asked a girl at work out, who'd claimed she was single. Not ten minutes later, our boss fired me. Turns out that girl is actually his side chick he cheats on his wife with, even though she’s 19 and he’s 48. Not illegal, just scummy as hell, and he fired me out of jealousy. FML I agree, your life sucks 742 You deserved it 100
Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML I agree, your life sucks 53 720 You deserved it 4 756
Today, I was babysitting a six year old girl, when I saw a huge spider on the wall. I screamed and told her to stay back. Instead, she walked up to the spider, squished it, and told me to stop being such a baby. FML I agree, your life sucks 12 432 You deserved it 31 256
Today, a patient in the emergency department insisted on needing a treatment, and got mad at me when I told him it was nonsense. His "proof" was a Tik Tok-video he once saw. FML I agree, your life sucks 816 You deserved it 85
Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML I agree, your life sucks 30 418 You deserved it 2 724
Today, my roommate gave me a self-help book on alcoholism for my birthday. He's an alcoholic. I gave him that book around 8 months ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 068 You deserved it 5 206
Today, I signed into my online class, got bored, and took off my headphones to argue with my roommates about anal sex. At the end of the argument, I put my headphones back on to hear my professor asking if someone could call me to tell me to turn my damn mic off. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 527 You deserved it 41 953
Today, I went to dinner at my parents' house. I was going to surprise them by introducing them to my new boyfriend. They decided to surprise me too, by inviting my ex to the dinner. Everyone was surprised tonight. FML I agree, your life sucks 39 736 You deserved it 3 023