By Lewis - France - Paris Riding bike on ice... This is some kind of déjà vu. 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ashley - United States - San Antonio Today, I found out why my boyfriend of 5 years won't propose/marry me. He would rather wait for his estranged wife to meet someone, fall in love, decide to get married, and do the filing herself. He doesn't want to pay the couple of hundred dollars for the uncontested divorce filing. FML I agree, your life sucks 13697 Phew, glad it wasn't me 2245 43 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Jacksonville Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML I agree, your life sucks 25831 You deserved it 4303 62 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By victoriassecret - United States Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML I agree, your life sucks 35445 You deserved it 4109 200 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 5/2/2021 02:00 Power tripping Today, I got my projects printed and spiral bound, only to get a text from my teacher 30 minutes later that everything must be in black and white. I paid extra money to have them in colour. When I asked her if colour was okay, she said, "I never asked for colour and I want it in black and white for everyone." FML I agree, your life sucks 884 You deserved it 186 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By eyepatch - United States - Albany Today, while I was giving a school presentation about life as an injured, deformed soldier, someone asked if the reason I wear an eyepatch is because I'm a pirate. I wouldn't have minded, had I not been presenting to high-school students. FML I agree, your life sucks 6753 You deserved it 402 18 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Puppy problems - United States - Essex Junction Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained my dog to do that. FML I agree, your life sucks 42441 You deserved it 4477 56 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sweet_02 - United States Today, I was talking this guy I'm dating and stated that the only reason I am with him is because of what he buys me. I was joking. He then responded that he doesn't care because the only reason he is with me is because I give good head. He was serious. FML I agree, your life sucks 23419 You deserved it 65585 165 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 26/9/2020 17:11 Fire hazard Today, my boyfriend thought it was OK for both of us to leave the house with the oven on. FML I agree, your life sucks 886 You deserved it 219 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Still alive? Today, after finally having the guts to confess to a guy I have liked for a year now and him saying he also likes me and then asking me out, I went out of my way and traveled 4 hours to meet him. He didn't show up and never apologized. I never heard anything from him. FML I agree, your life sucks 2499 You deserved it 274 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Tagged - United States Today, I accidentally left the tag on the new pants that I wore to work. Nobody had brought it to my attention for the whole day until finally, before I was about to go home, every single employee and my boss let me know by yelling in unison and laughing as I left the building. FML I agree, your life sucks 34146 You deserved it 7738 83 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Greenville Today, while wearing a sexy pair of undies for my partner and taking him out on a nice dinner, I trusted a fart walking from the car to the restaurant and shit myself. FML I agree, your life sucks 4962 You deserved it 1686 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Dr. Virgin - United States Today, while working on a medical school application, I asked my mom what she thought my greatest challenge in life had been. She replied : "Trying to lose your virginity." FML I agree, your life sucks 78893 You deserved it 6490 40 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Gabi - United States Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML I agree, your life sucks 35066 You deserved it 6515 307 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By vanessa560 - Canada Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML I agree, your life sucks 32997 You deserved it 8289 228 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By drama_queen - United States Today, at my school, we had the opening night of our production in which I act. None of my family or friends came. Basically, after 3 long months of hard work, the only person to "congratulate" to me after the show was the head of the theater department, who just wanted to tell me I was doing it wrong. FML I agree, your life sucks 27651 You deserved it 3825 40 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By untitledentity - United States Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML I agree, your life sucks 56584 You deserved it 19880 213 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anon - United States Today, I was driving behind a UPS truck. All of a sudden his back door opens up exposing some boxes ready to fall out. Like a good driver I speed up to drive beside him to tell him. He thought I was trying to cut him off so he accelerated. A box flies out and dents my windshield. FML I agree, your life sucks 49859 You deserved it 5580 178 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hardlyworking - United States Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML I agree, your life sucks 7642 You deserved it 37653 56 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Nikse - United States Today, I was at the store with my mother in the facial care section. I found this device that scrubs your face with those anti-bacterial pads. The aisle was crowded and noisy, so I shouted to my mother, "Can I have this vibrator thing?" It went silent. FML I agree, your life sucks 19304 You deserved it 51903 97 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By the attention seeker - United States - North Miami Beach Today my mother met my in-laws for the first time. She had been an alcoholic and had us sent to foster care 15 years ago. My husband told his parents this behind my back a while ago. When they asked her about it, she denied everything. His entire family now thinks I lie for attention. FML I agree, your life sucks 42835 You deserved it 4293 56 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By I-love-my-tea - United Kingdom - Birmingham Today, I had to show my ID to prove I was over 18. I was buying teaspoons. FML I agree, your life sucks 26972 You deserved it 1985 88 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By wvugirl - United States Today, I asked my boyfriend what he thinks about long term relationships. He said, "Our relationship is kinda like having a dog. Chances are, your dog is going to die pretty quickly, before you do. Dogs and humans just aren't meant to be together forever." He compared me to a dying dog. FML I agree, your life sucks 61692 You deserved it 5435 104 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada Today, as an important meeting with clients was drawing to a close, we all stood up and they bid their farewells. My response was to blurt out, "Hello!" FML I agree, your life sucks 22565 You deserved it 7782 114 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By crazytortise - United States Today, I was syphoning some gas from my truck to my friend's car just enough to get to the gas station. I told my friend to let me know when the gas was coming; he said, "Alright." Suddenly, I got a mouth full of gas because he was on his phone taking a video of me. He got the whole thing. FML I agree, your life sucks 10519 You deserved it 1635 30 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 18/2/2021 02:59 - United States - West Yellowstone Alexa, play "Burning down the house" by Talking Heads Today, a house I'm working in burned down overnight. My entire cordless tool line up and everything else needed to remodel a 3-story home is gone. Almost $14000. The only way I will be somewhat, maybe, possibly, reimbursed is if I stay on to rebuild the home. I don't have anything left to even start. FML I agree, your life sucks 1117 You deserved it 95 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom Today, I accidentally dropped a sculpture at college, and it broke. Some weirdo wearing a pink cape and a fake moustache bitched me out and told me not to be such an attention-seeking drama queen. FML I agree, your life sucks 28935 You deserved it 3471 121 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By susan - United States Today, my husband actually was cleaning our bathrooms. I had to pee and the floor was wet in my upstairs bathroom. My wonderful husband told me to go downstairs. I did and sat on the toilet seat which felt wet. He forgot he had sprayed it with Tilex. Chemical burns on your butt are great. FML I agree, your life sucks 26339 You deserved it 3275 67 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By college will be fun they said - United States - Baltimore Today, I was running late to class and slipped down a staircase. Not only did nobody help me, but when I got up I noticed an old man staring at my ass. FML I agree, your life sucks 3530 You deserved it 405 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By pain - Japan Today, I realized explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the alter while my husband said his vows. FML I agree, your life sucks 60329 You deserved it 3261 173 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lpspann87 - United States Today, I moved to Florida because I have poor circulation and need to be in a warm environment. The first day at my new job, I discovered my co-worker is an overweight man who wears a wool suit every day, and insists on keeping the office chilled to 65 degrees. I can't feel my fingers or toes. FML I agree, your life sucks 36510 You deserved it 3626 173 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Jerry - 4/1/2021 10:58 Best thing to do Today, I walked in on my wife and my buddy from work. They didn’t even stop. I just went to a motel to get drunk. FML I agree, your life sucks 1429 You deserved it 148 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By smurfisurfer1 - United States Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML I agree, your life sucks 34774 You deserved it 4907 156 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Rae - 25/10/2020 08:02 Pants on fire Today, I found out that my mother doesn't have Alzheimer's disease. This would be joyous news, except for the fact that one year prior to this day my grandmother lied to me so that I'd stay closer to home. I've been worrying over a nonexistent illness for an entire year. FML I agree, your life sucks 1199 You deserved it 56 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 18/4/2020 08:00 Hello everyone! Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML I agree, your life sucks 2194 You deserved it 272 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Slow Down - 29/10/2020 13:01 - United Kingdom - Hounslow Close Zoom, quick sharp Today, I had a first date via video, due to Covid. It was the first time a girl had asked me out, and she seemed very enthusiastic. Until she started to worry me by throwing in the L-word about 10 minutes in, and talking about our wedding. I've never even met this person in real life. FML I agree, your life sucks 1090 You deserved it 110 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By depressed - United States - Yorktown Heights Today, my new creative writing teacher informed the class that we should consult him before writing anything "dark or disturbing." I only took the class because my therapist recommended that I join the class so I could freely express my darker thoughts without her help or a fear of being judged. FML I agree, your life sucks 40156 You deserved it 3054 94 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By blaahh - United States Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML I agree, your life sucks 31371 You deserved it 17626 87 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By JLoRd - United States Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML I agree, your life sucks 33760 You deserved it 4005 37 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By confusedphotographer - United States Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML I agree, your life sucks 13832 You deserved it 64093 155 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By J.O.S - United States - Philadelphia Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML I agree, your life sucks 27519 You deserved it 3318 182 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, my roommate walked in on me going down on my girlfriend in our shared living area. She was embarrassed for about 20 seconds, then pushed my head... I agree, your life sucks 206 You deserved it 283 4 Comments
Today, I woke up naked in my best friend's roommate's bed. We had sex and I puked on the bed. My first sex in over a year and I don't remember a thing.... I agree, your life sucks 189 You deserved it 501 4 Comments