By xmassmasher - 02/12/2014 07:52 - United States - Ruston

Today, while my boyfriend and I were talking with his sister-in-law about a TV show, his 6-year-old nephew walked up just in time to hear how Santa killed the protagonist's parents. I've never seen such a heartbroken face in my life, and now he won't stop asking if Santa kills people. FML
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NavajoJustin 8

Could this be said A Supernatural Christmas?

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Sakuraashita 15

Edit: Hoho no! Tell him Santa only kills on his 364 days off, and the tooth fairy's got a criminal record thicker than Webster's Dictionary. Or, you know, just tell him it's a made up TV show...

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Swandive235 27

Ouch, sorry about that. Though he is young so he will forget eventually.

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orbit 22

What type of shows do you watch?

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Swandive235 27

None. I don't watch T.V.

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orbit 22

Sorry the question was for op. For some reason it says I replied to you.

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MrConcise 34

@2 - Or he'll be traumatized for life. But you know, either one works.

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may14th 26

I think everyone remembers the moment they stopped believing in Santa. I'm sure this will be no different.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Yes, he slides down the chimney, consumes your cookies and milk, and then kills people, and red M&M's too...

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thebigtwinkie 28

i think american horror story

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sabre247 3

Yeah it was season 2 of American Horror Story

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barnyboy 13

pretty disturbing TV show you were watching there OP

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NavajoJustin 8

Could this be said A Supernatural Christmas?

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kyuubi1 14

you should've told him that Santa was running out of coal so he has to kill some kids to save on coal

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razoray9 22

Bad idea. If that secret gets out it could ruin my...I mean santa's reputation

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movaa 11

It wasn't Santa , it was the grinch dressed up in a Santa costume for Halloween. Problem solved.

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PaulieXP 16

It was either Supernatural or Grimm.. but I can't remember Santa killing the parents of the protagonists in either show so it might be something else. Twilight Zone maybe?

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