Today, I had to play the role of Superman in a production on stage. They had to stuff my underwear because my 'thing' wasn't big enough. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML
Today, it was the first dress rehearsal at a community theater. I'm playing a grandma to a bunch of little kids, and the guy who is playing the grandpa wears a fat suit. I put on my costume and one of the kids comes up to me and says, "Are you wearing a fat suit too?" and pokes my stomach. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML
Today, I got all the way until after lunch before I realized my new pants were basically leggings, and that you could see my pink thong through them. I was in a training with a bunch of the guys that work the production floor, and I’m pretty sure they noticed. FML
Today, I was chilling in my comfy zip-up sweatshirt when I realized I was running late for an acting class. In my mad panic, I forgot I didn't have a shirt or bra underneath. Later in class, I was performing a scene and started to unzip my sweatshirt. You can figure out the rest. FML
Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML
Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML
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Top comments
Ommis 0
I didnt realize people look at superman's thing. The heck kinda play you in lol?
genius_man16 1
How do they know what the size of Superman's schlong is? Perverts....
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Comments (213)
quackquackquac 0
LOL!
LchTessMnstr 3
Don't worry about it! No one can match dick size to the MAN OF STEEL! I mean, geez... He's not called Superman for nothing!
hotchick1050 0
LOL!!!
regalarius 0
Best play production EVER...
kevinwestonjonah 0
haha tiny one eh?
Vinya_777 0
oh my.. i'm so sorry. did that scar ur manhood?
teaset 0
BAHAHA that sucks! fyl
Ommis 0
I didnt realize people look at superman's thing. The heck kinda play you in lol?
baydestrian_girl 0
Dayuummm that truly sucks! FYL hands down LOL
Jeffskates123 0
damn that sucks, fyl
BowserD 0
Best pic dude.
smiley_girl 0
aw that sucks sorry I didn't think it'd really matter, I meen when I see a play I don't sit their thinking they shouldve stuffed the lead guys underwear.
SpeechQween94 14
Please learn how to spell. It's mean and there.
toilet10 0
says the one whos name is speechQWEEN. stfu.
KChubs 12
I would also think when you go to see a play you would not be staring at some dude's package.
dmmd8686 0
The only way this could be funnier is if it was a school play :D
genius_man16 1
How do they know what the size of Superman's schlong is? Perverts....