Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
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lsfry 0
Sounds like he just needed any excuse to dump you.
ohSNAPyall 27
Did she win him over with a cheat code?
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Comments (190)
marine10_fml 0
wow...
cam007_fml 0
I totally disagree snickerdoodles. I play CoD for over two hours and I have a life. My girl friend hates me playing, but oh well.
cam007_fml 0
Really? Who still plays GTA online? He needs to upgrade to Modern Warfare 2.
acesarge 0
GTA 4 is a game with a deep well written story and open environments that takes 20+ hours to complete. Modern Warfare 2 on the other hand has a story that makes no sense, is only 4 hours long, and a multiplayer that is full of bugs and has more hackers then any other game I have played. As for the OP your boyfriend is a moron.
boatkicker 5
2 hours a day isn't too long. Why is it bad when the person is playing a game online, but not when someone devotes that time to something else? People who are serious about a sport, will often spend that much time a day practicing. Writers will often write that much a day. Are these people also all not worthy of being dated? Because they regularly devote largish blocks of time to the same task? Or is it just games that you hate, in which case, why? (in reference to non-professional sports players, or writers who are writing but not being paid for it. Obviously, these things don't count if you're being paid because then its 'work' and not an outside hobby.)
caligurl10 0
hes a douche u dont need that!
kazumaslayer666 3
if there was a way 15 I could bring this up to every gamer on the planet which you haven't realized includes professors, mothers, grandparents, doctors, and government officials, you would swiftly learn how truely ignorrant you really are.
gleetard 0
dats wat u get 4 cheating bitch!
42billybob 5
people like this are what those angry mothers demonize video games. it's annoying, some people are just stupid.
acesarge 0
Quote from the truth. I am sick of people who constantly bash gamers for having "no life". I don't know why some people have so much trouble understanding everyone is not very social and outgoing like they are. Not everyone likes going out and getting drunk like you do. Whats the point of hating on gamers and "nerds"? There are far worse things someone could do then spend allot of time on the computer. Gamers aren't the ones out driving drunk or cheating on there wives.
runamile 4
Snickerdoodles, I've seen some of your comments and although your replies are often bias and completely absurd, I usually just let them go but this one just shows how feeble-minded you really are and I can not let it go. You fail to realize that there are 24 hours in a day. Playing video games 2 out of those 24 hours is nothing. Your in school for at least six hours a day (which is an extreme waste of time seeing as you are indeed an empty headed moron who tries to push their view on everyone without taking into consideration that not everyone shares your opinion and half the subjects you comment on you know nothing about) and the rest of the time you seem to spend on Fml. Considering you've visited this site over 3000 times you yourself seem to be an addict. There are many types of gamers and they are not restricted to online video games. People who play magic, munchkin, d&d, Warhammer, or video games are all considered GAMERS and many of them socialize with people outside of the "gaming world". Next time you want to bash a subject make sure you know what and who you are talking about. Everyone should be respected for their opinions and the way they live their lives whether they play video games or not....except for you, Your respect card just went up in flames.