Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Gamers CAN have a love life
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Gamers rise up
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
Gamers rise up
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
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lsfry 0
Sounds like he just needed any excuse to dump you.
ohSNAPyall 27
Did she win him over with a cheat code?
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Comments (190)
imchanel 0
wow and how old is your boyfriend?
purpleisacolor 0
so we play on mmogs with millions of other people, and were the losers. well ALOT of people are losers then.
therighthero 0
YDI. Where do all you dumb girls who post about your loser boyfriends meet these jackasses anyways?
justanotherhuman 21
I ask myself that almost every time someone posts about boyfriend troubles.
ajscw 0
shut up trollin Ginger. btw if any of you have mw2 for ps3 add me : ajscw
peace143bean 0
wait whatt??.
anaelantigua 0
wow, ummmm, seriously?! Shut upppp all whos dissin on Snikerdoodles or whatever! She seems pretty cool to me, even if she can be honest, which is saying a lot more then some of you scumbags! So you know what?! F off! Shes what? 16? Get a life, and stop cussin her! Geez. Shows what losers yall are! (that comment was directed to all who cussed or bad mouthed younger kids!) (: And so what if she called gamers losers? I mean, not all are, but if you think about it, doesn't movies usually depict gamers as NERDS? But do you start cussing a grown person (movie writer) out? Nope! You go and take it out on a young teen. Get a life.
anaelantigua 0
hahahahaha. that was my first comment on FML.......it was strangely satisfying.....(:
laxer19 0
ya this fml is bullshit theres no way tht a guy would break up with a chick for a video game i think ur ******* retarded and interpreted it wrong
SquirtleMan 0
YDI for being a woman
doomsdore 0
i really doubt that wud happen