Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
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lsfry 0
Sounds like he just needed any excuse to dump you.
ohSNAPyall 27
Did she win him over with a cheat code?
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Comments (190)
michael32123 0
some people have obsession problems so don't say "no one would do that" cuz there are plenty of people who get overly obsessed with games
Runamile89 2
anaelantigua: It's a harsh world out there. If Snickerdoodles plans to state an argument or make comments that offend a large group of people, then she needs to realize that people are going to respond unkindly whether you or I think they are right are not. FML has a large audience and most of them are Gamers or Nerds ( nerds are amazing, so no need to put a bad connotation on the term), so of course she is going to get harsh responses for calling a certain group losers. You probably would not like it if someone said your hair looks like crap or "Holy cow did you gain 30 lbs since I last saw you". In fact you would probably say something disrespectful to that person too. Also most movies are NOT real and just because a movie stereotypes some group does not mean you should.
grimmjow2113 0
I hope she's ugly
ILIEKGIRLS 5
i lol'd at this.
brycereid 0
no
dpsceo 0
lmfao
fletchasketch 0
fake
alfalfalaffa 17
that's a good thing you don't want to be hanging out with a guy who likes sone stupid gta girlfriend more than you that's retarted
derrikRose 0
yeuh!111!!!11 finelly everrywon hase wrealized wut a dumb lil **** snickers is. eye maiself persunnalley mayde an akkount to just to tell snickers how much I HATE HER. feel free to flame to grammar nazi cuntbag
hershey098 0
ha she's probably looks better then you