Yeah, everybody poops. There's even a book about it. The only reason you'd be that embarrassed is if you were really masterbating in that public washroom..

Those are some angry questions...no need to yell #1...

Those are technically not questions.

Ha! What a pussy!

I can see how the second sentence is a hypothetical question but the first one isn't? "Why are you embarrassed?" Could easily have an answer and is therefore a question

Mods fix the post: * too embarrassed

Excuse me, rhetorical* not hypothetical

21 technically they are questions. Any sentence that begins with who, what, when, where, why and how is a question. Inb4 no shit Sherlock.

"WHAT I want to do on the other side with WHO I want and WHERE I want is none of your business. WHEN I go I don't want you to know HOW, or even WHY I decided to cross the road." - The Chicken Yeah those weren't questions

Bakarra- Your order has arrived. One swift kick in the nuts.

Those were very much in fact questions...not our problem he forgot to use correct punctuation.

Cool and yeah I forgot two silly questions marks!! Goodness gracious, please tell me how it affected your life so greatly. Everyone still knows what I meant. But technically I was stating facts not asking, simply because I already know the answers to my questions.

Nobody here was upset, you just used exclamation points so I said not to yell...a joke...

Lol I wasn't talking to you Bakara.

Nothing to really be embarrassed of we all gotta go sometimes! Better responding then getting locked in!

I don't think it's so much the embarrassment of being in the loo (though that is embarassing enough for some people) as it is that OP was in the loo long enough for the light to turn off. That IS embarassing, even when it's the light's fault for being on a ridiculously short timer. Plus, it doesn't actually say that the janitor said 'I'm the janitor and I want to lock up'. I'm assuming he literally just said 'anyone in there?' otherwise OP would have said something. So he wasn't really to know what consequences not answering would have - he was probably just trying to ignore what he thought was a random bathroom creep.

OP, YDI big time. don't go running to people saying FML when you PUT YOURSELF in that situation.

Your comment belongs in the toilet man. So overused, it's dead and needs to be flushed away...

We can kill it with fire as well!

Exactly! I have social anxiety, but I'd be more worried about getting locked in and having to draw attention to myself by having to call for help or being discovered when the Janitor unlocked the door the following morning.

I'm confused as to why the janitor would lock the bathroom door, unless OP was in the bathroom well after closing time.

"We have the popular 'everybody poops', and the less popular 'nobody poops but you.'" "Well, you see, we're Catholic..." "In that case, you'll want 'You're a naughty boy and that's concentrated evil coming out of your backside.'"

And there's water, so you'll be good for just under a week at least OP.

Nothing like good ol toilet water to keep you going!

The sink, genius.

Sarcasm, genius.