Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Gamers CAN have a love life
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Gamers rise up
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
Gamers rise up
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
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lsfry 0
Sounds like he just needed any excuse to dump you.
ohSNAPyall 27
Did she win him over with a cheat code?
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Comments (190)
jcs8584 0
wow!
tejg 0
one question? why girls always go for assholes?
Awnonymous 4
Doesn't he know she dies in the end?
MoonTiger 4
And if they spend 2 or more hours a day? Their choice. Lot of people don't like social activities (like myself), so they tend to sit at home, talk with the people they like, and do what they enjoy while listening to music that they like. Any problem with that?
heyred 11
I'm getting a divorce because my husband is addicted to WoW. It does happen, but I also know quite a few gamers who keep gaming in the proper perspective and understand that it is not real life.
cucuto89 0
Provavly because your kind of, a bitch
Eddie_Paints 0
Yeah 26!! Plus she looks all of 15 y/o!!
ninja_ness 3
you can't play a video game for just ten minutes, it doesn't work out that way
ajscw 0
shut up Ginger
ajscw 0
well you spend 2 hours or more on the computer each day? what's the difference?