Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
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lsfry 0
Sounds like he just needed any excuse to dump you.
ohSNAPyall 27
Did she win him over with a cheat code?
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Comments (190)
saltz 0
it's the internet, the day you start to take it seriously you lose
aaronfuegopop 7
that's what you call someone without a life
marie93uso 0
hahahaha
ScottMcTony 0
Isn't that quite a bit like saying anyone who enjoys reading, film, or music, is a no life nerd who spends all their time (reading/listening to/watching) (George Orwell/Tool/A Clockword Orange) or whatever shit they (read/listen to/watch)?
SupermanXL 3
lol
starburgerdeluxe 0
what the.......... thats ummmm...crazy! lol
LemmingKingXXX 0
Folks really need to think about posting FML's like these. If you get dumped for an asinine reason, you are always better off that you no longer need to put up with the other person's crap.
davidp_fml 0
last time I played grand theft auto I found out you have to do next to nothing with them he just wanted to leave you and he wasn't creative enough to think of a real reason
samson111 0
dude sorry but you must be really bad at sex
KoolAidLuver 0
Damn