Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML

By Anonymous - 9/2/2010 02:17 - United States

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By lsfry | 0

#837436 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:07

Sounds like he just needed any excuse to dump you.

By ohSNAPyall | 26

#837477 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:13

Did she win him over with a cheat code?

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By lsfry | 0

#837436 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:07

Sounds like he just needed any excuse to dump you.

advent2060 | 4

#837459 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:10

yea that's probably true b/c who in their right mind would actually chose a videogame gf over a real one? maybe u were a shitty gf or he's gay LOL

UKfan97 | 0

#837946 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 13:48

i agree with tht guy^^^

NamelessNeko | 13

#838603 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 18:36

@5:
http://www.afterdawn.com/news/archive/20572.cfm
First thing that came to mind when I read that.

Zigma_fml | 0

#839218 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 23:31

Maybe it was an actual girl? You can play GTA4 online with real people. That would make it slightly less weird.

mydiclovesu2 | 0

#839638 - Wednesday 10 February 2010 2:11

or she's an ugly hoe

snagglepaste | 0

#1095439 - Thursday 15 July 2010 23:00

You think she's a gardening tool? ^^ ?

By deanftw | 0

#837441 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:07

well, hes obviously a complete faggot

BeeSkwaird | 0

#838337 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:51

Sometimes I tire of pleasing seven women at once. But then they give me a massage and I'm good to go again.

silentfog | 0

#838515 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 17:56

Not only would no one pick a video game, but pleasing the girl in gta takes no effort

tc710 | 0

#838659 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 19:10

#90 FTW :D

theatergirrl | 5

#4653458 - Thursday 5 July 2012 16:24

I'm sorry

By danielle8D | 0

#837450 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:08

too bad so sad...

By RaggedSquirrel | 0

#837468 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:11

You are apparently not as useful to him as his gta gf.

garrettjordan | 0

#837528 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:26

haha what an idiot

irsmeagol | 0

#838415 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 17:19

lol.

By ohSNAPyall | 26

#837477 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:13

Did she win him over with a cheat code?

Wogg_fml | 0

#837697 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 11:10

bahahaha nice

By saltz | 0

#837483 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:14

I don't believe you

By kaydee085 | 0

#837485 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:14

sounds like a loser anyway. I'm sure u can do much better! :)

By Kee_1992 | 0

#837487 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:14

wow. thats weird

By CookiesNOJ | 0

#837488 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:15

maybe u should take note? get tattoos n help him bust drive bys sheesh dont be so difficult he might come around in no time

By DogmaT_fml | 4

#837508 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:20

grand theft biches...