By Anonymous - 09/02/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 572
You deserved it 4 060

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Sounds like he just needed any excuse to dump you.

Did she win him over with a cheat code?


Sounds like he just needed any excuse to dump you.

advent2060 4

yea that's probably true b/c who in their right mind would actually chose a videogame gf over a real one? maybe u were a shitty gf or he's gay LOL

UKfan97 0

@5: First thing that came to mind when I read that.

Zigma_fml 0

Maybe it was an actual girl? You can play GTA4 online with real people. That would make it slightly less weird.

snagglepaste 0

You think she's a gardening tool? ^^ ?

deanftw 0

well, hes obviously a complete ******

Sometimes I tire of pleasing seven women at once. But then they give me a massage and I'm good to go again.

Not only would no one pick a video game, but pleasing the girl in gta takes no effort

kaydee085 0

sounds like a loser anyway. I'm sure u can do much better! :)

CookiesNOJ 0

maybe u should take note? get tattoos n help him bust drive bys sheesh dont be so difficult he might come around in no time

DogmaT_fml 4