By Anonymous - 09/02/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML
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lsfry 0

Sounds like he just needed any excuse to dump you.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Did she win him over with a cheat code?

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lsfry 0

Sounds like he just needed any excuse to dump you.

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advent2060 4

yea that's probably true b/c who in their right mind would actually chose a videogame gf over a real one? maybe u were a shitty gf or he's gay LOL

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UKfan97 0

i agree with tht guy^^^

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NamelessNeko 13

@5: http://www.afterdawn.com/news/archive/20572.cfm First thing that came to mind when I read that.

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Zigma_fml 0

Maybe it was an actual girl? You can play GTA4 online with real people. That would make it slightly less weird.

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snagglepaste 0

You think she's a gardening tool? ^^ ?

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deanftw 0

well, hes obviously a complete ******

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BeeSkwaird 0

Sometimes I tire of pleasing seven women at once. But then they give me a massage and I'm good to go again.

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silentfog 0

Not only would no one pick a video game, but pleasing the girl in gta takes no effort

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kaydee085 0

sounds like a loser anyway. I'm sure u can do much better! :)

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CookiesNOJ 0

maybe u should take note? get tattoos n help him bust drive bys sheesh dont be so difficult he might come around in no time

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DogmaT_fml 4

grand theft biches...

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