Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
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lsfry 0
Sounds like he just needed any excuse to dump you.
ohSNAPyall 26
Did she win him over with a cheat code?
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Comments (190)
CheshireHalli 19
Aww, how nice Snick. =) You admit it. lol. I never said I actually would, just that I COULD take a page from your book. =)
808heaukulani 0
This I do not understand? Is GTA 4 multiplayer)
pendulum2012 0
Snickerdoodles seems to spend hours everyday on FML, writing pointless and annoying comments. At least video and MMORPG games have points to them. Sitting on the computer all day trying to think of "witty" comments to post on Fmylife.com is pretty ******* sad, so she has no right to criticize someone else's interests. I bet Snickerdoodles eats her lunch alone at school, and comes here to let out her teenage frustration.
fylreally 0
Sometimes those cartoon **** are ********** worthy.
phuckurlyfe 0
LAME
buttshapedfruit 0
wat a loser! haha he has no life at all
cusof 0
We call u ginger bitch because you said we are losers playing shit. its that easy
boatkicker 4
If you say something bitchy, expect to be called a bitch. That's what happens on the internet. Are you actually a bitch? Well I dont know because I don't know you, but being called a bitch comes with making bitchy comments. side note: I don't think i was one of the people who called you a bitch. I generally shy away from name calling. However, you've got to expect that most people will.
Sirin_fml 46
Okay, guys, let's break it up now, before I force you to sit through a Dane Cook standup routine.
DeathShad0 1
One of the best FML roasts ever.