By Anonymous - 09/02/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 595
You deserved it 4 079

Same thing different taste

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Sounds like he just needed any excuse to dump you.

Did she win him over with a cheat code?

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thats the dumbest excuse ive ever heard in order to dump ur bf or gf

snicker, You wouldn't know if games like that were pointless and shit cause you never played them. What if I said your barbies were pointless. Would **** you up badly wouldn't it. And if you were a guy and you played cod, you would ********** to the guns.

2 hours is nothing. Don't bunch us with WoW freaks and CoD losers, it's an insult.

Sounds to me like you dodged a bullet. Any guy who is involved enough in his video games to have a cyber g/f as well as a real one, and who would dump the real, living, breathing, warm, cuddle-worthy one for a batch of pixels is a dipsh*t. And if he doesn't have more creativity than that... you're better off alone.

Oh, and for Snickerdoodles... just remember that if it wasn't for gamers and computer geeks spending hours upon hours with their hard drives, you wouldn't have the Internet, FML, or the ability to show your idiocy to the public. Take a look, today, at how many computer-related things you do on a daily basis and then tell me how being compu-centric is wrong?

CheshireHalli 19

You know, I don't usually get mad at your comments, but I think I'll reply to this one. WTF~! "He's an idiot. You're lucky you found that out before you got married. I would hate to go out with a gamer. All the gamers I know have no lives outside of their precious WoW or CoD or whatever shit they play." Let's look at this. "He's an idiot." Oh, that much, I'll give you. "You're lucky you found that out before you got married." The idiot part? Yeah, she's lucky to have found that out now. But the gamer part? It's obvious she knew that. "I would hate to go out with a gamer." Nobody cares. You probably want to be with the football player that gets trashed every weekend cause it's "cool." So, while you're with the dumb jock , I'll take the sweet gamer boys. =) "All the gamers I know have no lives outside of their precious WoW or CoD or whatever shit they play." So you know EVERY gamer? Niiiiiice. Oh wait, you don't? Then how about a nice dosage of STFU? Please? It's free. And recommended. Now, my boyfriend plays WoW, but is not addicted to it. Sorry if the gamers you meet are nuts, but you don't get to lump them all the same. So, I guess now I'll say: "All the gingers I know are horrible, awful people." Because I met YOU. Hmm, not so fun being on the OTHER end of the steretyping stick, eh? So, kindly take the dose of STFU. /endrant TL;DR: Snick needs to stop being annoying and stereotyping all the gamers. =)

agreed with everyone except sniketdoodles (whiney bitch) if whatever the fk her name it. U may think gamer who Spend more than 2 hrs a day playing COD or GTA or some Shiz don't have a social life. well me and a bunch of people I know that play like me does. so stay your inorant ass over there or Ima shove a controller up ur arse. (Rant over)

lol ook.. weird ex u had there... good for u =]

Agreed with everyone except snikerdoodles (whiney bitch) or whatever the **** she named herself. You may think a gamer who spends more than 2 hrs a day playing COD or GTA or some Shit don't have a social life, well me and a bunch of people I know that play like me does. So stay your inorant ass over there or I'll shove a controller up ur arse. (Rant over) (Update with better grammar if you wanna try the grammar Nazi BS)

Wow, your comment angered me so much that I made an account. firstly, just because someone plays gta doesn't make them 'gamer' as you would say.   secondly, your comment about more than 2 hours per day gaming? I wonder how many hours you spend trolling here?? I freely admit I play wow, I normally play for about an hour or two a day, but twice a week  I raid for 5, so in a no life gamer in your definition?   Yet, I'm study psychological science and secondary teaching at university, work around 25 hours a week, have a girlfriend and still have time to ride my horse?