Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
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lsfry 0
Sounds like he just needed any excuse to dump you.
ohSNAPyall 27
Did she win him over with a cheat code?
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Comments (190)
advent2060 4
um wow gamer hate much? not all gamers are losers who live in the parents basment and play wow or cod 24/7 im a gamer and I play soccer and rugby while going to college too so clearly u can be a gamer and not have ur life revolve around video games
Scourge87 0
Dear Snickerdoodles, you win the "most blatantly ignorant and holier-than-thou comment of the week" award. Although I cant help but admit MMO gaming is somewhat addictive, I myself play videogames (including MMO's) and still find time and enjoyment in studying, exercising, reading a good book, watching or reading manga or anime, cooking for myself, and others from time to time, and ofc running off with my friends bar-hopping or whatever the hell fancies us, and I do all of this (more or less) regularly. If on the other hand, you think your band of interests is the only thing worth it, and whoever spends time with something else is some kind of obsessive weirdo, well, good luck with your life as a delusional elitist prick.
angry_girl 0
punch her in her junk and shout you know why!!
2oc 5
Augh, your comment made me laugh and my lip split open
Scourge87 0
I would claim either: a- this is a fake (far-fetched) b- OP was dating a really disfunctional man (and would be better of without him) c- The boyfriend couldn't think of any better excuse to dump the OP asap (and is thus a prick as well as dumb) Good luck with that though ;D
goettel 0
You suck, take some responsibility for your life and pick a fuckbuddy who isn't a complete idiot.
Gavik 0
YDI for being a whiny bitch who can't make a sandwich and probably tried to make your boyfriend choose between you and GTA.
saltz 0
thank you 26, I agree
HeeeB21 0
sounds like ur boyfriend made the right descion lol
rooster1144 0
yeah WTF I'm a gamer I work and go out clubbing every weekend with my mates so not all gamers are losers
cooly1100 0
that's retarded and fake