By Anonymous - 21/06/2012 14:52 - United States - Medway

Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 249
You deserved it 7 796

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Drew167 8

Well your father seems rather accepting.

Say EAT THIS!!! And punch him in the face


Say EAT THIS!!! And punch him in the face

Ge0rger0kz 5

Today, I punched my dad in the face, I am now homeless. FML

I don't think punching him would of made it any better. Maybe they though you were joking? Try telling them again, preferably when they're away from the freezer.

RandomComments 6

What a waste of a first comment...

Bonzer 2

What a waste of a 44th comment.

iGrassYourSister 6

how ******* retarded are you #1? Since when punching your father has resolved any issues while you're still living in your parents house? All you will achieve will be a homeless status and a broken face if not much more. You potato heads should start thinking before writing down these emotion filled buttrage comments.

Drew167 8

Well your father seems rather accepting.

hockeyoceancity 13

Yeah he is, i wonder how he would reply if OP said he/she was homosexual? Rub a private part to his/her face? That would be.. different.

Drew167 8

Nope I took it off there's a difference.

Why'd you take it off drew? You aren't impressing anyone. I will personally buy each and every person on here who take shirtless pictures of themselves for their picture a shirt to wear.

Wow 55 you really are a genius... Keep showing off your pecs

Wow, you guys are still getting all prudish about a topless photo? Good lord I hope you never see anyone walking down the street topless... poor bastard would probably get egged or something.

I know right. Since when is eye candy a bad thing?

70, Is it a good shirt? If so I may consider putting up a shirtless photo for the freebie...

2/55's head also seemed to fall off.

Yea my favorite part of that episode was where Homer flips a steak too hard and it goes into Lisas bedroom window. Lisa talks about how they could at least not throw it in her face that everyone else eats meat. Cue the steak landing in her face. Lol

(to the conga) You can't make friends with salad! You can't make friends with salad!

Naughty Dads strike again! Seems to be a lot of Dads behaving badly lately... Bless their cotton sox...

jdyo3 5

I'd rather take that then being made fun of

nah I'm sure he just loves take meat to face... if you know what I mean ;)

51: 1, raw meat. Raw, bloody, uncooked meat. How is a hotdog/sausage worse? 2, ... expectcttacltlly? What did you write?

Personally, I would say thank you. In your case barrage him with cooked broccoli.

Asparagus makes a good spear type of projectile.

Raw carrots would do better than asparagus.

No wait Bananas are the ultimate weapon!! Ask that chicks Grandma!!

Euw that was gross and mean My sympathy OP

noisebox 1

Tell him: " you've made me very worried as I have just realized I am genetically related to a retard".

TheDrifter 23

Paradoxically, it would appear that her father thought exactly the same thing before putting on a puppet show for his evolution impaired offspring.

You should get a live cow and say 'Eat me Eat me!' and then throw him at the cow

It would be better if it was a bull. As in, better it be a bull than a cow.

KaelaKhaotic 5

Your father should accept your choice instead of mocking it.