Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
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Top comments
lsfry 0
Sounds like he just needed any excuse to dump you.
ohSNAPyall 27
Did she win him over with a cheat code?
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Comments (190)
MoonTiger 4
You look at the wrong gamers then... most of us do have lives, but we like to play. Still better than getting drunk each ******* weekend, because that's "cool"
Larios222 1
Omfg thank you for finally saying it that bitch is annoying!
Larios222 1
I'm refering to what #26 said
rachexl 0
maybe you shouldnt have been so high maintenance. i bet his gta gf doesnt nag him about keeping the toilet seat down or complains when he never takes her out.
Ejigantor 0
Sounds to me like your boyfriend dumped you and you made up the most absurd reason you could think of to post here so lots of people would tell you how stupid he is and how you're so much better off without him. Well, good luck with that.
yous_an_idiot 0
Ejigantor is one of the first commentators on this site to have any sense. Lady, you suck. Seriously, that game hasn't been popular for years. Go away, come back when you have something real.
Wogg_fml 0
That's a really stereotypical assumption.. Many people enjoy gaming; doesn't really make them helpless addicts. That's like saying someone that enjoys a beer every once in a while is an alcoholic, or every person that enjoys spending Saturdays watching tv is an agoraphobe. It's true what they say. Only two things are infinite, the universe and human ignorance.
AntiChrist7 0
Don't date idiotic nerds. YDI
Calamity_Sean 0
You can have the last laugh. His first girlfriend on GTA is a an undercover cop, and the next one either dumps him or dies at the end of the game.
BanneLOVE 0
i laughed. hard.
choupinette77 0
15, there's nothing wrong with being a gamer. hell, you're one and don't even know it. we all know what kind of games you play. *cough* this proves people like you come to FML to try and sound smart with their replies, but fall flat on your face with pure ignorance.