Intimacy: Today, when I was at the gynecologist my dr told me that I was...

By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, when I was at the gynecologist my dr told me that I was really tense and the exam would be impossible if I didnt relax. So I started thinking about my boyfriend to relax and my mind went back to our last sex session. I started getting wet. FML

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By Sorry, Doc - 10/09/2022 01:30

Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML

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By doctorsandnurses - 13/01/2012 10:47 - United Kingdom

Today, after a hard day on the wards as a trainee doctor, I went home and started getting frisky with my girlfriend. All I could think about was the anatomical names for what I was touching and doing. I felt physically sick. FML

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By miss cranky pants - 30/10/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML

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By instinct - 12/06/2013 03:06 - Australia - Doncaster East

Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML

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By Marian - 23/03/2009 19:37 - United States

Today, I had an anxiety attack when I was hanging out with my boyfriend. He pulled me close to him and I started to feel better, until he put my hand down his pants and around his penis and said, "Here! Try this to take your mind off it." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2013 10:44 - United States

Today, I went to the gynecologist. In the waiting room they had decorative words that spelled out "Relax" and "Enjoy". FML

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By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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Wet noodle

By Anonymous - 01/08/2021 14:01

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like having sex with me, because I get too wet and it makes him go limp. FML

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By vanessa_d15 - 10/11/2009 09:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2019 06:00 - New Zealand - Palmerston North

Today, after a 3-month dry spell because I am recovering after having a baby, I was finally in the mood to get intimate with my husband. Foreplay was great, the sex was great until my back gave out right as I was about to cum. I can't move without intense pain. I just wanted to orgasm! FML

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Blanche_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:37

why would you think of sex? really.. you knew that would happen ydi

ecrw 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:43

Still less awkward than getting an erection during a physical though

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Blanche_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:37

why would you think of sex? really.. you knew that would happen ydi

FMLaddictaylor 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:39

Better luck next time!

Sakeyaki 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:40

Sex thoughts at the gynecologist = BAD. Or...arousing. Dunno.

trxye 2

Sunday 22 June 2014 15:24

The picture of you and your sun is so cute

Ender_ 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:40

I agree with #1. The doctor told you to relax not think of sex.

todo350 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 19:50

ur photo is so cute (:

ecrw 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:43

Still less awkward than getting an erection during a physical though

kevint9911 15

Monday 22 February 2010 4:45

dam

mrguy266 0

Friday 21 May 2010 17:38

Ouch, dam that would suck..

fwtfmls 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 12:01

Dam

MiGman 5

Saturday 28 May 2011 18:23

actually 5 it's pretty much the same thing

Omgplz 3

Saturday 29 October 2011 6:20

Why does no one know how to spell "Damn"? "dam" is what beavers make.

drewgreenan 0

Friday 11 November 2011 0:25

Daum

randomballer 0

Thursday 12 April 2012 5:03

DAYUM

menelie 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:44

Well it'd make the speculum go in easier. /shrug

ifbrockd 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 6:11

lol

Nardaviel 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:52

Did you for some reason not expect this to happen? o_o

Paulspacefdot 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:54

If you were looking to date a doctor... that was your opportunity. I'm sure he was flattered ;-)

Tamar 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:55

so did he ask for your number?

dwights 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:56

number 5 is so right

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Same thing different taste

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