Today, my boyfriend got upset that I wouldn't give him head. He was visiting me at the hospital. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room with my boyfriend, only to sit there for 3 hours waiting for him to be seen, then having an argument with him about how impatient I am because they never called his name. FML
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML
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Top comments
GrinchFu1 27
Do you work there, or did you just have your tonsils removed? There're different levels of inappropriateness...
squinch 16
Really? That's what you got out of this? "At least he visited you"? That's the least a decent human being can do, much less a boyfriend. Do you just have low standards or something?
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Comments (80)
Tannasgh 22
Oh...you should have rung for the "head nurse"
Xandrick 22
Welp, time to dump him!
lovelockdown23 23
you should have told him to head out of the door because you were sick of his immaturity. smh
tiredofwaiting 25
He sounds very immature why exactly are you dating him still?
MonstreBelle 29
What, 53, you don't like candy?
babydragons 3
I hope you mean ex
hard_candy 25
#53, it's a movie where a little girl castrates a pedophile like live stock and convinces him to hang himself.
hateredblast 7
It was YOU who chose him, so dont complain about him being an insensitive prick! You chose to date an insensitive prick!
Keiraquarium 12
Some people take a while to show their true colours. I bet you complain about the friend zone too.
Aimeejasmine 15
Lmao 66, I am so sick of this victim blaming culture. People are so goddamn quick to defend someone to their teeth, despite the fact they don't even know them. Clearly OP didn't expect her boyfriend to ask that, hence why it's on FML. Why don't you make a more mature comment, after you've had a little time to think about it first
iwadasn 33
Jerks usually don't act like jerks 24/7. Sometimes it takes awhile to find out what people truly are.
Anro_fml 17
That's funny
analise1998 25
if this was for real dump his ass tf