Today, my boyfriend got upset that I wouldn't give him head. He was visiting me at the hospital. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room with my boyfriend, only to sit there for 3 hours waiting for him to be seen, then having an argument with him about how impatient I am because they never called his name. FML
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML
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Top comments
GrinchFu1 27
Do you work there, or did you just have your tonsils removed? There're different levels of inappropriateness...
squinch 16
Really? That's what you got out of this? "At least he visited you"? That's the least a decent human being can do, much less a boyfriend. Do you just have low standards or something?
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Comments (80)
kathie_bunny 14
There are cameras everywhere. Everywhere...
Rataplan 2
Well, that sucks.
NineeCat 32
Some people are just so ******* inconsiderate, always putting their selfish needs above others.. Shame on you, OP!
bigblackdude101 16
oh quit being a pussy #12. why get butthurt over a joke, if it was
denottert 3
What a ********, ditch the inconsiderate bastard
igg125 30
What is wrong with him? Should have asked you for a hand job.
arrowgold 19
What a douche. You should have bit him.
vikky538 29
What he actually asking was to hut him on head
Arkajion 14
Joke or not, it's not appropriate in any manner. If it wasn't a joke, there's an unfortunate possibility that OP's BF is just in it for the sex and related things. If it was a joke... OP's boyfriend is terrible with sarcasm and without tact. As a guy, I believe that men aren't pigs (naturally). It's male children like these that convince women otherwise.
shitstorm28 11
I'm pretty sure if I did that to my wife I would become another patient instead of a visitor. Your bf is a douchebag op.