Today, I was supposed to do a month's work presentation at the...

By StupidSecurityConsultant - 25/07/2019 18:00

Today, I was supposed to do a month's work presentation at the company I work for. They skipped over my presentation, because they needed time for the "weight loss" competition presentation. FML

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Thursday 25 July 2019 19:08

Looks like they’re cutting the fat out of the organization in many different ways.

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Thursday 25 July 2019 19:08

Looks like they’re cutting the fat out of the organization in many different ways.

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