Today, my boyfriend got upset that I wouldn't give him head. He was visiting me at the hospital. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room with my boyfriend, only to sit there for 3 hours waiting for him to be seen, then having an argument with him about how impatient I am because they never called his name. FML
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML
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Top comments
GrinchFu1 27
Do you work there, or did you just have your tonsils removed? There're different levels of inappropriateness...
squinch 16
Really? That's what you got out of this? "At least he visited you"? That's the least a decent human being can do, much less a boyfriend. Do you just have low standards or something?
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Comments (80)
TrippingOnAcid 29
And you didn't give it to him? You need to rethink your priorities. Your injury or accident should not be put before his need for a **** sucking.
getindoe69 17
Lmao savage life
saffy66 34
Reminds me of an old joke: a conversation between a first time father and another whose wife was having her fourth child. The first timer takes the other man aside and asks how soon he can have sex with his wife. The other man says, "it depends on whether she's in a public ward or a private room." OP, if your boyfriend was serious, he needs a lesson in sensitivity, consideration and appropriateness.
loganhu 7
Should've gave him head
1dvs_bstd 41
You're a ******* lemon.
bulletsinthewind 21
That's pretty inconsiderate of him. It sucks that he most likely wasn't joking about wanting head. You need to have a bit of a talk with him and see where things go from there.
iAbe 7
Your boyfriend is stupid. Why would you give him head at a hospital? There's a time and place for everything, but the hospital is definitely not the appropriate place for that.
earljonez 22
But babe this is a medical emergency!
vorspiel 17
He got upset when you said no? Some people would consider his attitude abusive. What a douche.
DecisiveBull 9
I think he should use HIS head a little... the one that's supposed to think.
band13geek 16
It's not OP's boyfriend's fault if he doesn't know which head to think with! XD
imlovingmylife 8
Bull.
band13geek 16
I just realized that my original comment sounds too much like my mother...
caggybandicoot 34
Is he serious? Why are you even dating him?
nekminnet 13
Congratulations you're dating an asshat