Today, my boyfriend got upset that I wouldn't give him head. He was visiting me at the hospital. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
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Today, I went to the emergency room with my boyfriend, only to sit there for 3 hours waiting for him to be seen, then having an argument with him about how impatient I am because they never called his name. FML
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML
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Top comments
GrinchFu1 27
Do you work there, or did you just have your tonsils removed? There're different levels of inappropriateness...
squinch 16
Really? That's what you got out of this? "At least he visited you"? That's the least a decent human being can do, much less a boyfriend. Do you just have low standards or something?
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Comments (80)
Aimeejasmine 15
Sounds like a brilliant chick flick tbh
CharlesEmersonW 31
Maybe he thought you weren't a patient there, and that you were the head doctor...
xJigglyPuffx 5
You deserve better than that. That's disgusting on his part.
Azidoazide 5
Hey what do you know? New boyfriend time!
imlovingmylife 8
Male entitlement at its finest.
Special_Orange 10
It's one thing if you work at the hospital and are on a break, it's another thing when you have IVs in your arms. If he visited you just because he wanted you to blow him, I think you should reconsider your choice of a lover. He shouldn't visit his sick girlfriend just for some action. If I were you, I would dump him right then and there.
Andrewea 2
Everyone knows that the patient is the one who gets head. Always.
fantasyworld 39
Why are some guys so obsessed with sex?
Tahiri 2
Wtf. How do you people find these people?