Helter Skelter

By bobra - 21/10/2019 12:00

Today, I decided to face my fears and go on my first upside-down ride. Unfortunately for me, the two men in front of me had chosen to eat before the ride and I walked off with bits of strawberry and bacon in my hair, my clothes drenched in whitish fluid, not to mention the stench. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 706
You deserved it 100

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Strawberry bacon and whitish fluid? What did the guys eat?

Not a good sequence of events for an attempted fear conquering, I'd say.

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Not a good sequence of events for an attempted fear conquering, I'd say.

Strawberry bacon and whitish fluid? What did the guys eat?

If you don't know, you really don't want to know.

Two men? Whitish fluid? I hope you don't connect the dots, hun, or your life just got a whole new level of fucked!

How... how did you know it was strawberry and bacon? 🤔

helter skelter is a race war...just sayin'