Today, my boyfriend got upset that I wouldn't give him head. He was visiting me at the hospital. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room with my boyfriend, only to sit there for 3 hours waiting for him to be seen, then having an argument with him about how impatient I am because they never called his name. FML
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML
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Top comments
GrinchFu1 27
Do you work there, or did you just have your tonsils removed? There're different levels of inappropriateness...
squinch 16
Really? That's what you got out of this? "At least he visited you"? That's the least a decent human being can do, much less a boyfriend. Do you just have low standards or something?
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Comments (80)
Dicebar 10
Congratulations, you're dating a psychopath!
Algorithm 24
No, probably just a garden-variety selfish asshole.
Arctilex 16
I feel like it should be the other way around, he gives you head. ?
randomcritic 14
Dump the chump, clearly he's an inconsiderate person.
Adriana831 1
Dump the loser
apcsox 18
"Today my now ex boyfriend......" There. Fixed it for ya :D
worldclassrager 41
I don't think you want what I have so no...that would be the simple response
leogachi 15
@50 Except that that response makes it sound like she's trying to avoid confrontation, which she shouldn't do.
guttedbrit 26
I had a very similar experience with an ex boyfriend. I was sick for a few days and all he asked was when we would be having sex. I since left him and am now with a man who cares about my well-being more than my body when in these circumstances. You need somebody who cares about you, OP. This behaviour of his is childish and self-centred, and you deserve better.
2nd 20
your username is gross 12
yvngfuckup 16
Damn. ?
fpants2010 18
This reminds me of when I literally had just finished squeezing my son out of my hoo haa, his father asked me if we could have sex. He got angry at me when I said no!!