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At least he visited you? But he really should be more considerate about you.
Do you work there, or did you just have your tonsils removed? There're different levels of inappropriateness...
Getting your tonsils removed is no joking matter. I you are really unlucky it might get you stuck in a rare "definitely-not-alive-yet-seemingly-not-dead-enough-to-get-you-buried-in-a-timely-manner" quantum state. (Don't know what I'm talking about? Go read Doc Bastard's blog!)
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it would seem that you're dating a moron.
You should marry him OP. So that the next time you're in the hospital, if all goes well your next visit should be for delivery, he can visit you and ask you to make him a sandwich. I'll wait for your FML a couple of years down the road. I'm using sarcasm because I suspect people have already flat out told you to leave him. And clearly that didn't work.
This just infuriates me. Here you are in the hospital for whatever reason and he's been selfish and wants head. Not a good boyfriend, I think it's time to reevaluate your relationship with him. I just hope it was a simple joke.
I'd say yes, then when he came over I'd punch him so hard in his "head" that he would be getting his own hospital bed.
even as a joke, it is absolutely unacceptable since the circumstances make it insensitive, inconsiderate and completely inappropriate. it would hurt my feelings severely, which is why I am assuming this is how OP feels as this is an FML. if he did only just want some action, dump him.