About Hard_candy
"well you can't stick flowers in an asshole and call it a vase!" ?? single parent, pansexual, starving artist, violinist, activist for multiple miscellaneous causes. kinda sorta pretty...pretty fucking weird ಠ᎑ಠ ?I get asked a lot wtf hard candy means, like sexual or some crap??? it's a movie with Ellen Page. she plays a kid who cuts off this pedophile's balls and convinces him to hang himself all to avenge her best friend whom he preyed on. if you ever come near my daughter with ill intentions...well do I have to spell it out? ?? lmao
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  • Mobility

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  • I NEED to know!

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  • Checking you out

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  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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  • Night owl

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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
  • I like your style

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  • The Mixer

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  • What'ch'all looking at?

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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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  • It's in the can!

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • A new thumb

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  • 50 quality comments

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  • Consolation prize

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  • 50 favorites

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    10%
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    0%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    0%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    19%
  • Santa Claus

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    33%
  • 42

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  • Judgmental

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    94%
  • The thumb strikes back

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    48%
  • The return of the thumb

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    24%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    0%
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Hard_candy's favorite FMLs
By ImNotFat / Wednesday 18 February 2015 04:22 / New Zealand
By klutz / Friday 27 February 2009 20:23 / United States
By myanmarkaviar - / Thursday 27 August 2015 16:34 / Norway - Fl?
By lefthandspanker - / Thursday 27 August 2015 16:34 / United States - Craig
By Anonymous - / Thursday 27 August 2015 16:18 / Denmark - K?ge