hard_candy

About Hard_candy

"well you can't stick flowers in an asshole and call it a vase!" ?? single parent, pansexual, starving artist, violinist, activist for multiple miscellaneous causes. kinda sorta pretty...pretty fucking weird ಠ᎑ಠ ?I get asked a lot wtf hard candy means, like sexual or some crap??? it's a movie with Ellen Page. she plays a kid who cuts off this pedophile's balls and convinces him to hang himself all to avenge her best friend whom he preyed on. if you ever come near my daughter with ill intentions...well do I have to spell it out? ?? lmao

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Beginner
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Socialite
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Back from the party
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Profile completed
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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

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Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

19%
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

33%
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

94%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

48%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

24%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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