Animals, Kids, Poopoo peepee and Gross: Spray it

Spray it

By GoldenShower - 25/06/2009 10:17 - United States

Today, I was awoken by my son squirting liquid on me from a bottle. We have a high deer population in our area, so I spray urine contained in black bottle on my plants to help deter the deer from eating them. I also water my flowers with water from a blue bottle. My son used the black one. FML

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By pist - 13/05/2018 01:30

Today, I was lying in a lawn chair next to my wooden fence when a yellow liquid started spraying me. The neighbor's douchebag son was peeing through the small hole in the fence and soaked me. FML

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By richkief76 - 10/05/2011 02:34

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

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Taking the piss

By kafreen - 30/08/2016 19:35 - United States - Tucson

Today, I arrived at work early. I noticed the plants on the side of my classroom could use some water so I went out to do so. On the way, I found a beer can. Not wanting the kids to see it, I picked it up but some spilled on my dress. I quickly noticed a familiar smell. No, not beer. Urine. FML

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By jcesom - 01/08/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my father taught my son to pee on trees outside. We went to the mall later and my son decided to practice what he'd learned on a potted plant. FML

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Poor little dude

By One mad mother - 06/04/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, as a joke, my husband filled my son's airtight water bottle with seltzer water before we went to kindergarten. The top blew off when he tried to drink, hitting him in the nose and spraying him with cold water. FML

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By grrrr - 08/02/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my son learned about various animals in school, and how they urinate to mark their territory. Apparently, the entire second floor of my house is now my son's territory. FML

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Chemistry

By Anonymous - 31/03/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, while searching for the pungent odor that has been lingering in my son's bedroom, I discovered various types of juice my son has been "storing" to make wine. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2014 19:13 - United States - Lexington

Today, I found out that someone had peed into the bottle of Febreze that we keep in the dorm bathroom. I found this out when I sprayed it onto my coat to get rid of a weird smell. FML

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Thanks babe...

By okaykk - 05/09/2018 13:00

Today, after having hardly any sleep the whole weekend, I was woken up at 3:30 am by the sound of running water. I opened my eyes to find my fiancé peeing in my favorite water bottle. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 20:01 - United States - Danbury

Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML

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Zuriel45 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:39

good news is the deer won't be taking any bites out of you.

coldplaylive2003 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:44

Whose pee was is?

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noonecaresurfat 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:30

hey some people are into that kind of thing...

iKaite 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:23

Epic Win :)

easylazy 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:31

Perhaps you have been watering your plants with apple juice without realizing?

tallyhallrulz817 0

Saturday 24 April 2010 19:05

Ya that is very gross!

SweetThang 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:32

I Wudnt have a bottle of pee... but if i did i wudnt leave it around for my child to get.

beeferjay 34

Wednesday 5 August 2015 8:05

Tyrone biggums

delly_fml 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:37

I can understand that in NJ lots of people do that and it's normal U don't deserve it but u should have taught ur son about the black bottle

Karma495 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 14:05

lol I live in NJ but I've never heard of that!!! ugh her neighborhood probably smells like piss

Zuriel45 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:39

good news is the deer won't be taking any bites out of you.

coldplaylive2003 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:44

Whose pee was is?

Uvula 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:46

Could have made that alot shorter by saying your son is a douche bag!

stephanietong 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:55

That would suck if it was your own piss..

sayhello_fml 0

Friday 26 June 2009 0:35

Would it be better if it had been someone else's? uhhhhh....

yashr123 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 7:13

lol so true...^ who gives a **** tho theres no reason to get mad at the kid he was uninformed and a shower will clean u off its pee like (80%) water atleast its not like caramel or sand or something sticky id prefer pee