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Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
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Palo Alto, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a birthday present from my boyfriend's mom. It was ProActiv acne solution. He tried to make me feel better by explaining it's because she wants to be able to include me in family pictures. FML
random123
United States
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
IloveJapan
Japan
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks, I guess…
Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML
Deaf Dumb & Blonde
United States
Today, it's my birthday. I told my boyfriend I wanted to feel special even if for just one day. He said he would do the laundry for me. FML
IHateMyLife
Best birthday ever!
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had promised that the day would belong to me. But no, I had to drive 80km forth and back to pick him up from work, then he took pictures with his new camera lens, then he decided what to eat, demanded a massage, and then he just fell asleep. Happy birthday to me. FML
ppp
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML
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kirra16 5
It's sort of harsh but he's just trying to help you.
hotPinklipstick 24
26- Actually Justin Bieber does advertising for Proactive, which is an acne cream. He has for a while now.
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Comments (183)
devinevine 0
Happy Birthday!?
21jason 9
Hey!that stuff isn't cheap
mosquito19 14
uh, I don't get it. you must have perfect skin.
kandi_kid69 15
32- The way you worded this comment sounded a bit off. Do you mean that it is a must that she should have perfect skin or do you mean that she already has perfect skin? Either way acne cream isn't quite the best birthday gift.
strawberrywine22 30
Maybe it wasn't great of him to give it as a birthday gift, but he was probably just trying to help. When I had acne my self esteem was really low, and I'd have been grateful if my boyfriend had gotten me cream to help it since I couldn't afford it.
ReesieBanana21 12
What if she isn't poor or whatever?!?! Huh???
Cad6 24
Yea she dumped me 5 minutes later. I should have given the OP a better gift.
DocBastard 40
It's better than asking if he can pop them for you. *shudder*
Briscuit 24
That's what my mother would do constantly. And it didn't help that she had freakishly long nails that she would dig into my flesh to pry the pimple's head out. Painful. So very painful.
Wtfeezy 5
Atleast you got something for your birthday! Be grateful he didn't forget
thatnucca 36
Be sure to give him vapor rub for his...
Jakesterk96 8
There's something different about your profile pic.... You get a haircut?
music_woman1 11
Don't worry, we all get them :)