FML : Today, while at work, after reading more than 100 FMLs and moderating more than 500, I decided to write one of my own with the help of my boss, who had...

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Today, while at work, after reading more than 100 FMLs and moderating more than 500, I decided to write one of my own with the help of my boss, who had been standing next to me for over an hour. "How about being fired?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

f_ck_U Say more :

more than 100 means those confirmed and posted FMLs. That 500 are those unconfirmed which need you to click Y or N.

By f_ck_U - / Wednesday 21 September 2011 06:47 / China

Work

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By YourEvilHero | 12

#3321636 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:09

this site can be addicting...

By StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3321881 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 01:01

1- You should hire him. :D

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By Mini_Pedobear | 0

#3321610 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:04

it was probably worth it

MyMilkShake2Yard | 0

#3325040 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 11:43

At least now you can moderate and read as many fml as u want without being worried of getting fired

n1ck00 | 0

#3348326 - Monday 26 September 2011 07:11

(.Y.)

By jman730 | 0

#3321611 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:04

That's why you don't post FMLs at work.

mohamadelqut1995 | 0

#4306269 - Sunday 15 April 2012 03:12

It might be his job?

By saIty | 17

#3321617 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:04

NO, BOSS PLEASE!!!!! FML

KitchKraft | 21

#6074026 - Thursday 25 September 2014 11:02

Dinkleburg...

By Nico_Belic | 0

#3321621 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:05

You completely deserve it. Are you looking for sympathy? Because it's 100 percent your fault.

docscientist | 9

#3321753 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:28

Working hours are usually bloated anyway.

Marcella1016 | 26

#3322182 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 02:48

Yep white collar jobs, unless you're a lawyer at a big firm or something, generally have a lot of downtime.

BB_ava | 0

#3324682 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 10:49

OP, ydi. If someone hires you they've bought your time.

By Dalliance | 4

#3321629 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:08

How do you know it was over 500? They're not numbered when you moderate. Still, sucks for you.

deviable | 9

#3322996 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 06:52

It was over 9000.

Siji | 0

#3331349 - Friday 23 September 2011 05:43

What, 9000!?! That's impossible!

By batman_516 | 9

#3321634 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:09

FML is viewable through the Great Firewall of China?

fugachumi | 0

#3322142 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 02:36

You stuff can't be thumbed down that's awesomeXD

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#3322192 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 02:56

48 - I was brushing my teeth when I saw your picture.

CanadiansAreAJok | 0

#3322204 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 03:07

53- I was taking a dump when I saw your picture.

f_ck_U | 14

#3322554 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 04:59

obvious

f_ck_U | 14

#3322566 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 05:02

tell u what? youtube, tweeter, facebook are not accessible. This FML thing? we are complaining about life everyday anyway. No big deal!

simple_apple0303 | 3

#3322967 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 06:42

Yes,we can access to FML!Thank GOD!!(T_T)

YtotsDI | 0

#3323695 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 09:49

omh me. gkx

Creamysweeps | 5

#3329369 - Thursday 22 September 2011 07:48

Let's just say it's an FML experience trying to see it.

By YourEvilHero | 12

#3321636 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:09

this site can be addicting...

By toelie | 20

#3321637 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:09

How on earth did you not notice your boss standing there for over an hour?

jerico616 | 14

#3321746 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:27

Yeah, shouldn't HE have been working instead of being on FML, too?

Marcella1016 | 26

#3322186 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 02:50

Ah, the hypocrisies of life...

JTHolloway200 | 0

#3343000 - Sunday 25 September 2011 09:13

He was helping with the fml

By markrs | 0

#3321648 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:11

I'm sorry stupid

By Wreckless_fml | 6

#3321651 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:11

Your boss stood there and watched you for one hour and didn't say a word?

Krista835 | 5

#3321666 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:13

He was probably reading the FMLs too. :P

KK3137 | 31

#3322396 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 04:09

Maybe they were reading it together...

f_ck_U | 14

#3322581 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 05:06

bingo

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