FML : Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching...

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 29 January 2011 11:55 / Canada

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By UnprecendentedAw | 0

#2022457 - Saturday 29 January 2011 19:58

Time to drop him.

By ohSNAPyall | 26

#2022467 - Saturday 29 January 2011 20:00

What a douche. You should have left to go out with your friends.

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By UnprecendentedAw | 0

#2022457 - Saturday 29 January 2011 19:58

Time to drop him.

aardvarkish | 15

#2022502 - Saturday 29 January 2011 20:05

Ditto. Or just wait. There won't be a relationship there long anyway...

Chris19801012 | 0

#2023553 - Sunday 30 January 2011 1:48

What!!!! That's was thoughtful, I'm sure an X box isn't cheap. Maybe he is trying to find a way they can bond together. So judgmental.

Mehness | 0

#2024272 - Sunday 30 January 2011 7:53

56 - Or maybe OP clearly showed her dislike of the console in this here post.

RinaRina | 9

#2028308 - Monday 31 January 2011 9:14

Tell him to share the xbox, go buy a cake and eat cake while playin on it, then have sex? dingdong good birthday :D

RinaRina | 9

#2028326 - Monday 31 January 2011 9:18

gaming with the BF beats any kind of stuoid material gift or boring fancyAss dinner ;D atleast in my opinion...

XQuartzX | 15

#6153364 - Thursday 25 December 2014 0:54

or he's the worst boyfriend and is a selfish prick.

By ohSNAPyall | 26

#2022467 - Saturday 29 January 2011 20:00

What a douche. You should have left to go out with your friends.

By missjessicaaaa | 0

#2022520 - Saturday 29 January 2011 20:07

That just sucks, and I don't know you, but if you don't deserve this, then I would say leave him.

By KiM1314 | 0

#2022524 - Saturday 29 January 2011 20:07

Epic win by OP's boyfriend! Did you make him a sammich while he was playing?

BT14 | 5

#2023546 - Sunday 30 January 2011 1:45

alright "epic win" enough already

aardvarkish | 15

#2026810 - Sunday 30 January 2011 22:11

ugh

The_Tool1 | 13

#3912908 - Friday 20 January 2012 7:38

What else is she there for?

Hamden824 | 23

#6661633 - Saturday 30 July 2016 23:29

I'll make this quick. Fuck you!

By littliemissmeg | 0

#2022550 - Saturday 29 January 2011 20:11

time to get a new boyfriend.

kornpuffs | 0

#2024206 - Sunday 30 January 2011 7:30

I agree

By strawberrydreams | 18

#2022589 - Saturday 29 January 2011 20:18

Well, it's pretty obvious about who he cares about the most. That last part would've definitely been a deal breaker for me so FYL OP.

By smushies_fml | 0

#2022623 - Saturday 29 January 2011 20:24

what a jerk!

By benjimm1 | 0

#2022631 - Saturday 29 January 2011 20:27

ha YDI just becuz u do. what's his gamertag? did he get black ops yet? gears of war? oh yea happy bday btw

By Air_Force001 | 0

#2022633 - Saturday 29 January 2011 20:28

hahahahaha what a ass

By benjimm1 | 0

#2022636 - Saturday 29 January 2011 20:29

happy birthday then. want a cookie? TOO BAD IT'S MINE! GET UR OWN FREAKING COOKIE!

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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