Best birthday ever!

By IHateMyLife - 01/02/2021 08:01

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had promised that the day would belong to me. But no, I had to drive 80 km forth and back to pick him up from work, then he took pictures with his new camera lens, then he decided what to eat, demanded a massage and then he just fell asleep. Happy birthday to me. FML
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lateralligator 12
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Girl walk away. No amount of talks, lectures, pleading and hope will change him from an inherently selfish and thoughtless person

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mando 10

This is one of those cases where you just accept that he's not going to care about you and you call it quits. Don't be mad, just accept and walk away.

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RichardPencil 30
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Hey, at least you got to give him a massage! That's fun, right?

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kfchicken 31
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happy birthday!

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Ellimac21 14
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Happy Birthday to you! Did he at least get you a present? And a birthday cake? You could do the same stuff on his birthday too, do what you want, decide what to eat and ask for a massage. See how he react then.

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Demona666 19
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Thank you. I neither got a cake nor a present. And I acted like it was a normal day on his birthday (which was in July), but at least I gave him a present. Apparently I acted like an asshole on his special day.

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mando 10

This is one of those cases where you just accept that he's not going to care about you and you call it quits. Don't be mad, just accept and walk away.

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123Puppy 33
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He’s a bad boyfriend.

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lateralligator 12
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Girl walk away. No amount of talks, lectures, pleading and hope will change him from an inherently selfish and thoughtless person

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Jordan Wallace 3
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if he can't let you have some you time on your birthday he's not worth it.

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Lora Wood 11

You are not his girlfriend. You are his mommy.

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coius 23

I’m not big on birthdays, but you do know the word “No” and the concept of “not going to” right?

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tounces7 27

I think it's pretty fucking obvious what you have to do here. Get rid of the toxic asshole.

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