Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
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rubberduckie94
| 13
And you sat still long enough for him to give you one there?
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taytoc
| 10
Om nom
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taytoc
| 10
Om nom
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xXxIracebethxXx
| 14
OP, how did you not feel he was biting/sucking on your FOREHEAD? Unless you were sleeping, or tied up because of your kinky sex play, YDI.
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kyarush
| 10
He was trying to suck out your braaaaiiinssss
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Guren
| 0
It must have felt good because you didn't stop him.
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Cad6
| 24
Well OP, that sucks.
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hopechancey
| 4
Well better than your eye or something...
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siickman
| 7
Hmm, not sure if 149 knows what a hickey is or is implying that its better than getting your eye sucked out... Lol i dont think i have ever seen hickeys outside the neck too thigh areas
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Dimence
| 9
Come on OP, how could this possibly lead to a thought about fu*king your life? At least you're lucky enough to give/receive hickeys. You know, some people are doomed to be *forever alone* (including me).
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azufrost
| 0
Agreed
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CoolBroStory
| 7
Win.
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BigBoyBounce
| 5
Loss.
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KeyboardWarrior
| 10
Looks like a tie. Ready to go into overtime?
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LightningCactus
| 12
I'll be the ref that doesn't do anything right and makes everyone freak out..
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SkoomaKi
| 27
^^^ Had to take it to far didn't you?
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LightningCactus
| 12
I'm sorry...
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kocoman500
| 2
No. Damage is done. Shut up
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ladyLALAA
| 28
I think 3 and 92 should do scissors, paper, rock, and no throwing in these fancy "god" signs!
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manyourlifesucks
| 0
Holy hell you took my picture!
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tylersign
| 11
I do believe that your boyfriend is a zombie.
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xXxIracebethxXx
| 14
I do believe your belief is wrong, sir.
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tylersign
| 11
Zombies try to eat brains.
Hickey on forehead= failed attempt to eat brain.
It all makes sense.
Hickey on forehead= failed attempt to eat brain.
It all makes sense.
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zack11742
| 7
No he's almost a zombie
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Jannettecooks
| 1
Yup! Exactly what I thought! He's freshly infected and hasn't learned proper brain eating procedure. RUN!
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ohmandapants
| 16
We'll call Deadman and his dad, they'll kill the zombie.
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harrypotter955
| 19
That's...... Interesting...
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thisiscat
| 14
So that's how they do it in japan...
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Screwie
| 25
Vacuum love.
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SkrillexXD
| 6
I see what you did there.
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manyourlifesucks
| 0
^^^ this is the most retarded overused comment ever.
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GreenAppleDP
| 0
If its a decent shape, you could always fill it in and make a picture.. That'll be fun.
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FMLsAreAwesome
| 0
What?
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KRS_13
| 0
Fill it in?? What the fuck?!
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koolkat27
| 13
Well 7 obviously has no idea what a hickey is.
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rubberduckie94
| 13
And you sat still long enough for him to give you one there?
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kamikrazy
| 6
Unless she was sleeping.
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ladyLALAA
| 28
I would hope that I'd wake up if someone were to suck on my hard with that much force/for that long!
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Katsghost
| 2
The skin on your face is more sensitive so it's quicker and easier. It doesn't feel as much like a hickey when it happens.
My boyfriend does it too.
My boyfriend does it too.
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MackenzieWells
| 0
Haha 69 likes (:
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kmsdvm24
| 11
My boyfriend managed to hickey my forehead with one sloppy kiss; it took him less than three seconds and horrified both of us! Some people have really sensitive skin. Concealer and then a layer of powder, OP.
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dyanabsn
| 2
actually the skiing your face has more vessels and few nerve endings. she probably has something wrong with her facial nerve not to have felt that
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jonn090
| 13
He sounds like a cool guy
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ifoundalaska
| 11
Time to sport some freshly cut bangs
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jordann_27
| 11
Use foundation to cover it! Then your parents wouldn't be so suspicious why there is a random mark on your head. Unless u said you bumped your head, but idk if they are going to believe you or not...-.-
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xXxIracebethxXx
| 14
Have you ever tried to cover up a hickey with foundation? If it's hard to do so on the neck, then it'll be near impossible to keep the hickey hidden when it's on the face.
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K4ytlyn
| 0
You're a little stupid! Have you tried foundation period?
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xStaciexLynnx
| 15
Idk. I agree with 31. I mean, I do get the cheap stuff but infant imagine even really good foundation can completely hide a hickey... especially on your forehead.
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coried91
| 28
Or use stage makeup. Works like a charm. That's how I cover up my tattoos for work.
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amanda_d95
| 9
Concealer works better than foundation
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peachesncreem
| 21
Here's a trick my mum taught me: apply toothpaste! I don't know how or why this works, but it does. I used to do it all the time as a teen. I'd apply it before bed and by morning the hickey faded :)
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FreaksandGeeks
| 5
To cover up hickeys, use a green-tinted concealer. The green will off set the redness.