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Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Palo Alto, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a birthday present from my boyfriend's mom. It was ProActiv acne solution. He tried to make me feel better by explaining it's because she wants to be able to include me in family pictures. FML
random123
United States
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
IloveJapan
Japan
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks, I guess…
Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML
Deaf Dumb & Blonde
United States
Today, it's my birthday. I told my boyfriend I wanted to feel special even if for just one day. He said he would do the laundry for me. FML
IHateMyLife
Best birthday ever!
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had promised that the day would belong to me. But no, I had to drive 80km forth and back to pick him up from work, then he took pictures with his new camera lens, then he decided what to eat, demanded a massage, and then he just fell asleep. Happy birthday to me. FML
ppp
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML
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kirra16 5
It's sort of harsh but he's just trying to help you.
hotPinklipstick 24
26- Actually Justin Bieber does advertising for Proactive, which is an acne cream. He has for a while now.
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Comments (183)
Jakesterk96 8
Yea, I got my girl tooth paste, but didn't say anything to insult her.
emmaweeee 0
Look on the bright side OP at least he didn't forget.. and it's the thought that counts right?
coried91 28
Um, he gave her acne cream as a freaking birthday present... Yeah, that's definitely not mean.
Neex97 4
Hintidy hint hint hint!
Gothicbunnyx3 16
As a comeback get him some dick enlargement pills.
ReesieBanana21 12
Omg yeah!
Mommyof2_91 10
Damn, took my idea... Glad I looked before I posted though.
Awsumuzzie 12
Useless... I told him to give you my number! My mom and sister in law would roll over, jump, and beg to pop those suckers for you! I would know... They have done it in my sleep.
Trisha_aus 15
Are you NoorFml's older sister?
thisiscat 14
POP THE BUBBLE! POP THE BUBBLE!
rj33445 4
U need to b like u whack n I'm on to the next 1
llamafish 25
Um what...?
DocBastard 40
*inputs comment into Idiot-English Translation Engine* *whirr* *click* *bzzzz* *DING* "You need to tell him, 'You're crazy, and I'm going to dump you and find someone new!' I typed this with my tongue piercing and slobbered all over my phone!" You're welcome.
TheFirstSamurai 18
I'm actually genuinely impressed that you were able to translate that.
McMan 23
Strange, I put it in the one you sold me and what came out was, "I hit the ball and went to first base, gravy time." I think I'd like a refund Doc.
Acaprice14 9
You seem ungrateful. At least he thought about you, we all know how most people are about their pimples.
hilary56 0
Did you get the hint now?? ;)?
Zomg_Okay 27
Of course she didn't get the hint. If she did, why would she write an FML? >.>
hilary56 0
Dude it's just a question
Zomg_Okay 27
Dude, it's just an answer.